"DeadStar", a spoof

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Some-BODY once told me

The coroner was coming

To my apartment

In his van

.

He was looking kind of dumb

With his ballcap and his gun

On the roof in a black duffle bag, yeah

.

Well, when the body starts succumbing to rigormortis, honey

It's to the back yard where the chipper is running

.

It didn't make sense to use just an axe

Cause it makes a huge mess that stinks like ass

.

In peace I will sing

Two people to fling

Hey what's wrong with some murdering

You never know where your gonna go

Go

Or if your gonna kill some people in the snow

No

.

Hey now

I stabbed two hikers

One ran away

One died

.

Hey now

I need an auger

Gotta get it fast

Then hide

.

All my victims don't know

Only shooting slugs

Will break my flow

.

You were a cool face

But you're gonna get colder

If you think you're restrained

Wait 'til I get the solder

.

Jb weld your arms to your feet

Then slip inside without being discreet

.

My walls aren't thin

Scream all you like No body's getting in

.

My hearts on fire

Seeing you on all fours

That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored

.

Hey now I stabbed two hikers

One ran away

One died

Hey now I need an augur

Gotta get it fast then hide

.

All my victims don't know

I'm wearing their skin for the show

.

Hey now I stabbed two hikers

One ran away

One died

Hey now I need a augur

Gotta get it fast then hide

.

All my victims don't know

Only shooting slugs

.

Somebody once asked

Could you not kill me in passing

I need to live far from this place

I said nope

Let me get the rope

You could use a little bit more restraint

And I would love it if you didn't faint

.

Well, when the bodies start

Succumbing to rigormortis honey

It's to the back yard

Where the chipper is running

It didn't make sense

To use just an axe

Cause it makes a huge mess

That stinks like ass
.

In peace I will sing

Two people to fling

Hey what's wrong with some murdering

.

You'll never where you're gonna go

Or killing people makes you take it slow

.

Hey now I stabbed two hikers

One ran away

One died

Hey now I need an augur

Gotta get it fast then hide

.

All my victims don't know

I'm wearing their skin for the show

.

All my victims don't know

That only shooting slugs

Will break my flow

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