I hate commercials. I really do! I try to record everything so that i don't have to watch them. Some of them are just fucking depressing! Not as depressing as those little paid programs about helping animals or people overseas.
Anyway. This one commercial.. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
This stupid fucking marker commercial. Laughs harder. Gawd I know it's so.. ha ha ha fucking dumb but I can't help it!
They have a fucking blueberry sitting on a chair and it goes something like this
"Have you ever wondered how Mr.Marker smells so good?"
Rofl! The damn blueberry farts!
Pahaaaaaaaaaaaaa and its (fart) is sucked up into a tube and it just slides around until it falls down into a scented marker.
Giggles but... it was the little fart noise that got me. Like Buuuuuuuuuuuureeeeeeeeeeeep. I actually looked at my cat like ew! You nasty little fucker.
LoL. Only recently I saw the commercial again and realized that it was the fruit that farted. Why this amuses me? Hell if I know!
-Eve-
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