Crude Stories

161 Stories

Two Trucks and the quest for Ball-Fart-Bong-Water by WompStomp
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Two Trucks and the quest for Ball...by Womp
THE TWO HOT AND VERY VERY VERY FUCKING SEXY FEMALE AND MALE TRUCK WANT TO DIDDLE EACHOTHER BUT THEY CANT BECAUSE THEY NEED A LEMON BUT IN ORDER TO OBTAIN SUCH FUCKERY TH...
Dark Humor  by Paradox_Kitten
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Dark Humor by ✨ℬ𝓁𝒶𝒾𝓈𝑒✨
This book is dedicated to a certain kind of humor.... Which just so happens to be my favorite kind of humor. You know, the jokes that... you know, when you're laughing a...
The Steel Dawn Company: The Siege of Kaladin by Baodune
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The Steel Dawn Company: The Siege...by Baodune
The Kingdom of Delon is under siege from with in and with out. Corrupt nobles and criminal syndicates cause turmoil with in. Mean while the Tierion Empire attacks the bo...
The Misadventures of Justice Mace: The First Adventure by thecapefangirl
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The Misadventures of Justice Mace:...by thecapefangirl
It was supposed to be a normal holiday with me and my friends trying to drink each other under the table, but no. Somehow I fell through a wormhole into Earth-199999, wh...
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dont underestimate me. (𝕞𝕒𝕗𝕚𝕒!𝕓𝕟𝕙𝕒 𝕩 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣) by illegallyfabulous
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dont underestimate me. (𝕞𝕒𝕗𝕚𝕒...by rei ♡
"So heres the deal, let me do a little bit of business in here, in which you'll also pocket. Or we can chop your head off, the answer seems pretty fucking obvious t...
A Werirdo's Blonde Jokes!! by rocketor
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A Werirdo's Blonde Jokes!!by RD
blonde jokes for everyone!!!!
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I'm a Broken Mirror waiting to become a Stained glass by milowritess
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I'm a Broken Mirror waiting to bec...by Milo
Alaina lived a simple life. Imagine yourself not having a single boyfriend, small group of friends, an average student and never having a crush on anyone. That's really...
RWMTBB SMUT SCENES by janeduncan_
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RWMTBB SMUT SCENESby Jane Davis
All the dirty smut scenes from the 'Rules Were Made to be Broken' book will be posted here!
The Girl Who Went Bad by JenniferDeLong
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The Girl Who Went Badby Jennifer DeLong
A girl's parents disappear and she is forced to stay with her mean aunts.
Tips to become Successful Trader by ShreejiMcx
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Tips to become Successful Traderby Shreeji MCX Tips
If you're looking for success in the stock market, you need a blueprint to follow. That's why in this article I will tell you about one of the best online trading compan...
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Fairytale by VanillaCookiezzz
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Fairytaleby VanillaCookiezzz
Four immature adults, two teenage love sick puppy's and a very dangerous apocalypse. Sounds very fun.
Boku no Tarra arimasen by JaredFields
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Boku no Tarra arimasenby Kidisasta Nenjo
A young dragon by the name of Tarra is awoken to fulfill a destiny he believes will change his life forever. Only to find out in partaking in a ceremony with cultists, h...
Grey Alliance by iTacos
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Grey Allianceby iTacos
((The Orginazations in this current story are completely Fictional This story can and will be offensive in many ways from the slightest rascist joke to the most crude gr...
Can you make a living trading forex? by forextrader0
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Can you make a living trading fore...by forextrader0
How Much Do Forex Traders Make Per Day? https://www.daytradersaction.com/trading-live-with-mohan/ What if you could go to work in the morning for 2-3 hours, have the res...
With Lots of Love and A Big Fat "Fuck You" ~ Comebacks, Insults, and More by velvie-
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With Lots of Love and A Big Fat "F...by A Seductive Weenie
Comebacks and insults and shit because comebacks and insults and shit are a big fucking funny. WARNING: Crude humor and offensive content. Any pissy comments about this...
MEAT IN MY THROAT  by DaiishaSmileBrown
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MEAT IN MY THROAT by DaiishaSmileBrown
This is just something I thought of pure comedy that I'd give a shot at sharing :)