10:53 [calum hood]

CHARACTER ANSWER

-- riley --

I: when he says those word that hurt you do you read the ones i wrote you?

R: who r u why did u write me words

I: r u going to make the sex with calum soon

R: ew gross

R: ...

R: yes

I: WHY DONT YOU TELL CALUM THE TRUTH

R: WHY R U YELLING AT ME GOD I JUST CAME OUT TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AND IM HONESTLY FEELING SO ATTACKED RIGHT NOW

I: did you used to have at least a tiny little crush on Luke

R: he's like 80% legs and 20% hair

I: will you kick luke in the fuCKING HEAD FOR ME THANKS

R: gladly what a thot

-- calum --

I: FRICKLE FRACKLE

C: is that code for the sex bc i have a girlfriend

I: your dick is 8.9 inches right

C: more like 8.9 miles honey

I: ITS OKAY YOUR ASIAN, YOUR SMARTER THAN BELIEVING LUKE

C: IM NOT ASIAN

C: ...

C: *you're

I: when is Daniel's funeral? I need to put it in my planner...

C: February 30, 2015 pls come and pay respects also daniel really liked ferraris so he might want a few in his honor of course

I: don't believe Luke pls

C: wot

-- luke --

I: why are you a shiit head

L: why are you a biitch face

I: GET A DAMN GRIP

L: GET A DAMN GRIP ON MY DIICK FIRST

I: Who gave you herpes

L: ur mom

I: do you really like Mickey or you do that for jealousing Riley?

L: i really like her she's got nice boobs

I: Wait would you bang me

L: depends would you suck my assssssss????????

I: Why u so stupid

L: ...

L: 21

-- michael --

I: why are you so freakin adorable

M: idk ask jesus

I: Flappy bird high score?

M: -15000000.69

I: CAN WE GET MARRIED PLS?

M: i'm only 18 ://///////

I: Did you eat all the KFC?

M: guilty

I: What is Luke doing right now?

M: eating me out

I: how are things with you and dani

M: she's my princess :)))))

-- ashton --

I: i wanna eat your cock r u okay with that

A: at least take me out to dinner first

I: dad

A: daddy kink omfg yaaaaaaas

I: Yew is so cute

A: thx bae

I: why aren't we dating yet

A: maybe bc im actually in love with michael oops #mashton #otp #bromance #sex

I: are you a volcano?

A: yes i will explode inside of you ;))))

A: ...

A: and i lava you :-)

-- mickey --

I: why are you so crazy like jesus christ

M: excuse me i think jesus christ is a great man he is totally not mental

I: why do you remind me of mickey mouse

M: must be the tail oH WAIT THAT'S UR BOYFRIEND'S DICK IN MY A HOLE ((i'm so uncomfortable omg))

I: why are you a hoe

M: i am not a gardening supply

I: Mickey why are you a dickey?

M: creative

I: Go faq a cactus

M: at least i can get something to fuck me *chorus of oooooh's*

I: can you do me a favor? GO TO HELL

M: i'll save you a seat

-- dani --

I: Why do I seemed annoyed by you?

D: what have i done :((

I: GO OUT WITH MIKEY CUZ LIKE #otp <33

D: i'm working on that ;--))))

I: yeah the rest of the questions are basically "date michael" so what's your answer to that

D: IM FEELING SO ATTACKED RIGHT NOW OK GETTING THE D IS NOT AN EASY JOB ESPECIALLY THE CLIFFOCONDA GOODBYE

-- amanda aka me hi --

I: update

A: suck my ass first

I: Why are you the best writer ever?

A: oh god i'm blushing i don't really like my writing but thank you so much <333333

I: Can you adopt me or be my new sister?

A: yes you are all my children all 11,000 of you call me mom

I: WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKIN FABULOUS

A: ask me mum i'm in her cah

I: you are my queen

A: you are my home skillet

I: Are you my dad?

A: no i'm patrick

oH GOD THIS WAS SO LONG I'M SORRY ((that's what she said)) BUT YEAH HERE'S THE LONG AWAITED CHARACTER ANSWER

I TRIED TO ANSWER AS MANY AS I COULD BUT THERE WERE JUST TOOOO MANY

AND I HAD TO CENSOR OUT SOME STUFF BC WATTPAD IS DUMB

BYE ILY I'LL UPDATE SOON PROMISE!!!!!!!!