You know Slenderman and Smile Dog and Sonic.exe...
Ben Drowned and Eyeless Jack and Ticci Toby...
But do you recall...
A female killer against them all?
Jane Richardson the Killer
Holds a sharp and shiny knife
A sweet woman named Mary
Is the lover of her life
Oh no! It's Jeff the Killer!
The one who killed Jane's mom and dad
Jane shall protect her sister
The two will drive each other mad
Then one gloomy Winter day,
Sally came to say,
"Miss Jane, dear sweet friend of mine...
Our Christmas tree is about to shine."
Then all the pasta monsters...
Had an epic Christmas party!
Jane Richardson the Killer
Danced with her sweet Mary
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Laura's Song Parodies: Volume 11
PoetryThis volume features: . A creepypasta parody of Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree from 2013. . A Frozen parody of Let It Snow by Dean Martin from 2015. . A Sonic 06 parody of the Skinner And The Superintendent theme song. . A Jane the Killer parody...
