Quotes

RL Text Conversation

I recently had my birthday and my bf texted me happy birthday ect and we somehow ended up with this...

Bf: how does it feel to be # (I'm not revealing my actual age)

Me: same as I felt yesterday

Bf: you didn't grow an inch and learn to fly?

Me: I wish (who wouldn't? Unless you're scared of heights I guess...)

Bf: but if you did learn to fly what would you do?

Me: fly
Me: flying sounds fun

Bf: wow

Me: I'd fly everywhere

Bf: imaginative

Me: forget driving
Me: don't need airplanes
Me: I'll just fly myself
Me: screw you transportation

Bf: and then the government would shoot you down with a rocket

Me: sounds fun, have at thee!

Bf: idk, u know, it's a rocket

Me: yea so? You gotta have fun before you die, y'know?

Bf: I like fun, dying is less likable though

Me: meh it was gonna happen sooner or later

Bf: you're talking about dying in the past tense...

Me: I'm joking

Bf: I know, it would be slightly hard to text you if you were dead

Me: plot twist I'm actually dead and the person texting you murdered me and is coming for you next

Bf: ok anonymous person, address: (gives actual address) garage code: (gives actual garage code) Enter door, take immediate left, find stairs, ascend, door to your left, immediately to the right of that is my room, I'll be asleep. Waiting.

I just love my relationship, were completely normal can't you tell? XD