70 straight white male bo burnham

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Walking around I've got no one to talk to theres everyone and then theres just me I could change don't you think that I do it God only knows why he cursed me to be a straight white man

I state my problems other people roll their Eyes three trips to the mall 0 khakis in my size I've never been the victim of a random search for drugs but you can't say my life is easy till you've walked a mile in my UGGs

Straight white man I know the road looks rough ahead the women want rights tge gays want kids what can't you just leave us alone and also no to the things you asked for

They're being greedy and they know it

Everyone thinks that I have it easy and just cos it's true doesn't mean that it's right so pull up a chair and put down your pitchforks give me a chance to show you what it is like to be a straight white man

The church has never made me feel ashamed of who I am but I get emails from zappos that Gmail doesn't mark as spam my country's constitution was handwritten by my race but my wife bought me the brand new iPhone with an iPod touches case the case doesn't fit the phone

Straight white man I know the road looks tough ahead the women want rights the blacks want not to be called the blacks sorry can't you just leave us alone and also no to the things you asked for no

Straight white man I know the road looks tough ahead the women want rights the african-americans it doesn't work with the rhythm we used to have all the money and land and we still do but it's not as fun now

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