[REWRITING!!!] It Was An Accident [Yoongi X Reader texting ff]

#10

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Today, 21:30 (9:30pm)

Bambus:

I feel like going out and drinking

Yoon:

Are you sure, though?

Bambus:

Oh shit!
You answered!

Yoon:

Well... yeah?

Bambus:

What are you doing?

Yoon:

Rn I'm trying to relax a bit

Bambus:

Wanna go drink w/me?

Yoon:

Aren't you illegal?

Bambus:

I swear to the love of God that will protect you once I go and kick you

Or smthng

Yoon:

Didn't we agree on you being 5 and a half last time we talked?

Bambus:

No?!

I'm not 5 and 1/2

11/2.... wait wut?

Yoon:

I'm confused

Bambus:

Me too

Yoon:

What's 11/2?

Bambus:

11th of February or 2nd of November in some places...

Yoon:

Is that what you meant?

Bambus:

Yesn't. 5/1 + 1/2 = 10+1/2 = 11/2.
That's 5 1/2 tho, and that's correct.

Yoon:

Just say no, ffs

Bambus:

Nope! You don't know what gtg is,
but you know ffs?

Yoon:

Well, yeah! For fortunate sorrow 

Bambus: