Warfstachio changed the chat name from "Iplier Ego Group Chat: No Nonsense" to "Darkiplier is a fucking coward"
Darkiplier: Excuse me?!
Warfstachio: You Know What
Darkiplier: No, I do not, please elaborate
Warfstachio: THE DOCUMENTARY!! WHERE WERE YOU?!
Darkiplier: That was literally ages ago Wilford
DoctorDoctorGiveMeTheNews: Yeah well did you seriously expect a chapter about something to actually come out when it happens, have you see this non existent upload schedule
Warfstachio: Hey that's my thing!
HeyThereDemons: How can you see something's that's nonexistent
Darkiplier: Look Will, I simply didn't see any reason to contribute to the video
SenpaiLover666: That's out of character
SahDood: People have changed their names and now I'm scared
HeyThereDemons: It's me, ya Bim
Google: Do the math Bing, it's obvious who's who
SahDood: Oh Google Hey, I've been meaning to talk to you about the other, I'm really sorry
Google: About what?
SahDood: Uh, everything I said to you?
Google: You say a lot of things to be, none of which I deem important enough to pay attention to, please be specific or stop wasting my time
SahDood: Know What? Forget it.
Google: Gladly
Warfstachio: No but really Darkiplier is a pusdthybkjrbajnaijmajiwmijwnwuh
SahDood: ???
HeyThereDemons: I think Darkiplier killed him
IAmYourHost: Finally
Warfstachio: I LIVED BITCH
IAmYourHost: Unfortunate
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Maybe It's Mikebelline: So anyways yeah that's why I think that weed ice cream is the secret to world peace
YaHOO BOY: That was the longest god damn thing why couldn't you of sent that all in one message instead of in 420 individual...oh I get it
Berniece Berniece Berniece: M Y S T O R A G E
ChallengeMcGee: I never thought I'd be envious of fucking Chairgameplays but at these they don't have to deal with this bullshit
Blanket: Did you know there was a theory that Chairgameplays is actually Ethan that I turned into a chair
YaHOO BOY: That's almost as stupid as the Ethan died and is now possessing a chair theory I saw
Berniece Berniece Berniece: Why were people even theorising about a chair...
Maybe It's Mikebelline: Yeah but neither of those theories are true, Ethan isn't dead and Blank can't turn people into furniture
ChallengeMcGee: Can he?
Blanket: I...can't???
Maybe It's Mikebelline: That sounds like something someone who can turn people into furniture would say
Blanket: What???
Berniece: Look Okay, here I'll settle this
YaHOO BOY: Hello? Berniece? It's been five minutes?
Berniece Berniece Berniece Posted a video
The camera angle is slanted and shaky as someone aggressively bangs their fists on the door. After a good twenty seconds of non stop knocking, a very annoyed Ethan opens the door, eyes widening slightly as he saw who it was.
"Berniece? Can I...Can I help you?" Ethan's expression suddenly shifted from confusion to alarm. "Oh god what did you guys do this time I don't have enough money to bail any of you out of jail again and I can only use the extremely close relative excuse so many times I-"
"Did Blank ever turn you into a chair?" Berniece's voice interrupted. Ethan blinked repeatedly, scrunching up his face for a moment.
"Um...noooooooo?"
"Great. Thanks for your time."
"No wait no what's this-"
The footage cuts out
Berniece Berniece Berniece: There you go
ChallengeMcGee: Oh my god
Berniece Berniece Berniece: The poor darling probably thought I was high or something
Maybe It's Mikebelline: ...Was it the weed ice cream talk
Blanket: NO
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FanfictionWhen Darkiplier makes a chat so he can easily communicate with all of the other egos, It doesn't exactly go as planned (NOW WITH ACTUAL PLOT, WHAAAAAT?!)
