MagicMarvin: People who wear matching socks aren't allowed to exist in my presence anymore
JackieChan: eXcUsE mE
MagicMarvin: You're excused
ZeGoodDocyor: I have to agree with Marvin on this one
JackieChan: BUT YOU WERE WEARING ODD SOCKS YESTERDAY YOU ASSHOLE
ZeGoodDoctor: ROBBIE KEEPS EATING ONLY ONE OF EACH PAIR OF MY SOCKS, HE'S A LITTLE MONSTER
TrickShotMeUp: I literally only own one pair of socks
MagicMarvin: Ew
JackieChan: Those are the weed ones aren't they
TrickShotMeUp: Heeeeellz yeeeeah
GlitchBitch: Socks And shoes are overrated, I just go bare feet cause I'm not a fooking pussy
MagicMarvin: What about when you stubbed your toe and cried for five hours that one time
GlitchBitch: FIGHT ME
MagicMarvin: COME AT ME EDGELORD I'M RIPPED
JackieChan: NO FIGHTING OUTSIDE OF VIDEO GAMES
GlitchBitch: I'm going to throw a blue shell up your ass Marvin
ZeGoodDoctor: CHANGING THE SUBJECT SWIFTLY ON
TrickShotMeUp: You'll never guess what I did
MagicMarvin: No one cares
TrickShotMeUp: I managed to convince Bingiplier to try make a Connor Android
MagicMarvin: OH MY GOD EVERYONE CARES
JackieChan: Holy shit really?! As in like, A real life Connor??
TrickShotMeUp: Uh Huh!!
GlitchBitch: Oh my god I take back every mean thing I've ever done to you Chase
TrickShotMeUp: Really?!
GlitchBitch: Lol Nope
ZeGoodDoctor: Anti Just used lol, he's now disowned
GlitchBitch: Fuck you, You're not my Dad!!
MagicMarvin: Yeah That's Darkiplier
JackieChan: #ThingsIDidn'tNeedToKnow
GlitchBitch: MARVIN. YOU. ME. MARIO KART. AT NOON.
MagicMarvin: Why Noon?
GlitchBitch: CAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY
TrickShotMeUp: Yeah I don't mean to be a downer or anything but uhhh...
TrickShotMeUp: Robbie totally ate the Nintendo Switch
MagicMarvin: wHAT
GlitchBitch: SON OF A-
ZeGoodDoctor: THAT LITTLE MONSTER
JackieChan: That's It, Christmas is canceled, everyone go home
GlitchBitch: Fuck Christmas, it's so fucking stupid
JackieChan: YOU DON'T LIKE CHRISTMAS?!
MagicMarvin: SCROOGE
ZeGoodDoctor: Calm down, Not everyone has to like Christmas
TrickShotMeUp: Yeah! Sides, there are totally other things that people celebrate instead
GlitchBitch: I just hate all festivities and happiness in general
ZeGoodDoctor: Nevermind, Anti is totally Scrooge
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The Chat
FanfictionWhen Darkiplier makes a chat so he can easily communicate with all of the other egos, It doesn't exactly go as planned (NOW WITH ACTUAL PLOT, WHAAAAAT?!)
