Hetalia, on crack, on Facebook

Allies... They're messed up•-•

<'MURICA has logged on>

<England has logged on>

<Francis has logged on>

<China has logged on>

<Russia has logged on>

England: America, what is this?

Francis: Angleterre, isn't it obvious? It is a website where you post pictures of you and your loved one doing stuff like *BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP* and *BLEEPITY BLEEP BLEEEEEP*

England: BLOODY FROG!

'MURICA: whooooaaaahhh, Francis, calm down dude! Ths is a ttaly cool wbsite caled Facebook. U arnt suposed 2 post thngs lik tht.

China: *leans over to Russia and whispers* is that some kind of foreign language-aru?

Russia: *smiles creepily* aren't all languages foreign?

China: 0.0 aru.

<China has logged off>

Russia: Ufufu!

<Russia has logged off>

'MURICA: Iggy, do ya wanna, lik, go get some ice creem?

England: If you fix your grammar and spelling. Stupid American...

Francis: Onhonhon, Angleterre, would you rather go with me? My grammar is exceptional~!

England: GET AWAY YOU BLOODY FROG!!!

<England has logged off>

Francis: Ah, well. Maybe next time. Hey, Amerique, why are we talking using phones when we are standing in the same line waiting for milkshakes from Target?

'MURICA: lik, cuz were 2 la z 2 open our mowths.

Francis: O.o what?

<Francis has logged off>

'MURICA: WHY CANT ANY1 UNDRSTND MEHHHHH?

<'MURICA has logged off>

Canada: Hello... I'd like a milkshake... Oh you can't see me... I don't show up on the video cameras either... *sighs* might as well strip naked and dance to Caramelldansen... What has Canada come to...

Random woman: excuse me, sir, why are you naked and dancing to that strange song?

Canada: you can see me? You know who I am?

Random woman: well, earlier you said Canada, and your discarded sweater has the Canadian flag on it, so I'm guessing you're Canadian...

Canada: ... Close enough. What is your name?

Random woman: ... Betsy. Why?

Canada: *gets down on one knee, still naked* Betsy, will you marry me? I don't have a ring, but you can take Kumapoop *holds up Kumapoop*

Betsy: ...

Canada: ...

Betsy: ...

Canada: ...

<Betsy has logged off>

Canada: WHY MUST ALL GREAT RELATIONSHIPS COME TO TERRIBLE ENDS???? WHYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!

World: *going along as if nothing ever happened*

Canada: *sigh*

<Canada has logged off>

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Second part! I hope you liked it! Not really much to say except thank you to anyone who is reading this!

Sincerely,

Matthias