crackhead chat [exo]

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jonggay:
"what did i miss"

jonggay:
how do u calmly attack someone and come on your phone asking us "what did i miSS"

suhoe:
okay WHO exposed me of attacking yixing

egsoo:
BAEKHYUN DID

baekmybuns:
KYUNGSOO WHY

jellyjong:
why is suho looking at baekhyun

eggsoo:
jongin bby stay safe xoxo

saltysehun:
lmao who uses "xoxo" these days

eggsoo:
me. and what about it squirrel?

saltysehun:
nvm.

eggsoo:
thats what i THOUGHT

xuimoney:
oh cmon kyungsoo dont tell me you have suho killing baekhyun now

saltysehun:
nah theyre fine baekhyun just kinda hid under suhos big ass couch and suho gave up bc hes an old man

suhoe:
excuse me piece of toast i am NOT old

baekmybuns:
sure

suhoe:
baekhyun i SWEAR TO GOD i will come under that couch and snatch your toes

baekmybuns:
NO NOT MY TOES

chantheman:
what in heck

eggsoo:
chanyeol ur designated driver get off ur phone

chantheman:
ur right

jonggay:
yeah we are gonna SOOOO DIE.

xiumoney:
i mean im still alive

xuimoney:
surprisingly

jonggay:
well thats a problem

saltysehun:
the fact that jongdae and minseok hate each other and they are gonna be stuck in a car with an idiot driver and a murderer

eggsoo:
am i really the murderer here

suhoe:
HEY SEHUN WHY DID YOU LOOK AT ME

jellyjong:
was i supposed to look at suho :o

eggsoo:
no bb

jonggay:
im gonna throw up if you call jongin "bb" one more time

eggsoo:
maybe i am a murderer

suhoe:
hold up

suhoe:
i was reading over the previous texts

suhoe:
y am i paying for yalls FOOD? especially chanyeols HAPPY MEAL

xuimoney:
ay i didnt get this username from no where. u give me money all the time.

suhoe:
MINSEOK THAT WAS NOT TO BE TOLD TO ALL THESE IDIOTS

baekmybuns:
biTCH I WANT FREE MONEY WTF

jonggay:
why the hell does that ugly ass minseok get free money clearly we are more WORTHY

xuimoney:
jongdae my pinky is worth more than your life

suhoe:
OKAY OKAY. no one is gettin ANYTHING. fine ill pay for ur stupid happy meals but THATS ALL.

jellyjong:
how can u be so greedy when ur house looks like my ken dream doll house D:

jonggay:
ur what now

eggsoo:
you heard him

jonggay:
are we gonna ignore that yixing hasnt been online when he always is

suhoe:
....
suhoe:
so who wants snacks

saltysehun:
ME BITCH

xuimoney:
but sehun we r bringin u mcdonalds

saltysehun:
a bitch can eat okay

jonggay:
"im on a diet"

saltysehun:
see food diet. i see food AND I EAT it

jonggay:
okay thats explainable

eggsoo:
wait how is suho gonna pay for the mcdonalds if he isnt there

xuimoney:
i have his credit card

jonggay:
WHAT

xuimoney:
jealous bitch?

jonggay:
i hate everyone

xiumoney:
okay kyungsoo we are on our way soon!!

chantheman:
we will be there kyungSOON!

eggsoo:
im gonna light ur car on fire while ur in it. dont ever say that again

chantheman:
o shit

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can u guys tell im better at updating now (;

im gonna TRY and update everyday or every week!

i also want to write a new book! any theme, ship , plot, group, ANYTHING!

you can request if you would like ^^

bye for now~

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