crackhead chat [exo]

9

jonggay:
can chanyeol eVEN driVe

chantheman:
eXSCUSE ME JONGDAE I CAN DRIVE

eggsoo:
i smell something

chantheman:
what

eggsoo:
I SMELL LIES! BRUH... AM I EVEN SURE IF YOU CA N DRIVE

chantheman:
...

chantheman:
IM A PIZZA MAN FOR CRYING OUT LOUD

jellyjong:
kyungsoo PLZZZZZ HURRY UP ITS DRY HERE

eggsoo:
how would it be less dry if i were there

xuimoney:
*insert lenny face*

eggsoo:
minseok it isnt 2012 so take that lenny face shit outta here or i will run you over with chanyeols car

chantheman:
dONT TOUCH MY CAR

xuimoney:
OMG IM WAITING FOR U TO PICK ME UP CHANYEOL I LITERALLY AM GONNA GO BACK TO SLEEP

jonggay:
old man sleeping early? HAHA

xuimoney:
like ur YOUNGER

suhoe:
yall comin or not we boutta pop in a movie!

chantheman:
WE'RE WATCHING MOVIES? BISH TF I WANNA SHAKE WHAT MY MAMA GAVE ME!

eggsoo:
chanyeol you wouldny be shaking anything just your flat ass

chantheman:
woW

suhoe:
hey dont YELL at me it was jongins idea.

jellyjong:
u guys dont like my idea ):

eggsoo:
no jongin bby we love it chanyeol should just stop BREATHING.

chantheman:
ILL STOP BREATHJING SOON IF U AGREE TO LET ME PICK YALL UP!

eggsoo:
f i n e

jonggay:
OMG FINALLY

suhoe:
also uh ill make snacks but hurry up, sehun is literally a starving BEAST right now and will attempt to eat anything.

saltysehun:
NO T MY FAULT U DIDNT LET ME IN FOR 20 MINUTES

xuimoney:
sehun thats only 20 minutes lmao

saltysehun:
IM A HUNGRY MAN

xingxingbitch:
oh suho baby u dont gotta make snacks, u are the snack (;

suhoe:
y is yixing looking at me like that

baekmybuns:
yixing calm thy self

xuimoney:
omg chanyeol is that ur car

chantheman:
hold up

xuimoney:
B I T H WHY DID U HONK SO LOUD OHMYGOD U CPULDBE JUST RANG THE DOORBELL WHAT THE FRICK

chantheman:
IVE NEVER HONKED A CAR HORN BEFORE IM SORRY

chantheman:
omg miNSEOK LOOKS SO MAD HES STORMING OUT

chantheman:
HES SO SHORT

xuimoney:
ur car smells LIKE ARSEHOLE

chantheman:
SHUT UP AND BUCKLE UP

baekmybuns:
omg chanyeol get off the phone if ur gunna drIVe

xuimoney:
i slapped his phone outta hIS HAND CAUSE BISH I AINT TRYNA DI E

jonggay:
ur old anyways u will die in 10 days

xuimoney:
god and i have to sit in this stanky car with yOu..

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hey guys!
sorry for not updating in a while, i had final exams so i was very busy

now that my school is over i will have more time to update here and maybe write another book

any requests (:

bye for now!
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