crackhead chat [exo]

10

eggsoo:
chanyeol r u a grandpa bc its been almost 20 minutes and u are still not hERE

xuimoney:
oh shoot i forgot to tell yall we at mickey ds rn

eggsoo:
tHE HELL IS A MICKEY DS

jonggay:
hol up

jonggay:
dis bitch dont know what a MICKEY D is?

eggsoo:
do u know what having a brain is

jonggay:
SHUT UP

suhoe:
mickey ds is just mcdonalds nothing special

chantheman:
wUT DO U MEAN NOTHING SPECIAL

chantheman:
THEY GIVE TOYS WITH YOUR MEALS

xuimoney:
chanyeol thats for KIDS

chantheman:
AND

jonggay:
yOURE IN YOUR FRICKIN MID 20s FOR CRYING OUT LOUD

chantheman:
ANDDDDDDD

eggsoo:
OMG would both of u JUST FRICKIN HURRY UP AND EAT UR MICKEY DICKS OR WHWTEVER ITS CALLED

chantheman:
bro chill we goin through the drive thruu

xuimoney:
yeah and the line is hecka lonG

xingxingbitch:
u kno what else is long (;

suhoe:
yIXING WHY DID U LOOK AT ME

xinxingbitch:
SUHO IS

suhoe:
THATS IT

baekmybuns:
oMG SUHO IS ATTACKING YIXING HEL P

saltysehun:
BISH I JUSY WANT SUM FOOD

xuimoney:
sehun did u not read the texts.

xuimoney:
WE ARE LITERALLY AT MCDONALDS WHAT DO U WANT

saltysehun:
everything off that m e n u

chantheman:
I AINT RICH BOY

jellyjong:
mARTY IM SCARED I THINK YIXING IS DE AD

eggsoo:
what even its only been 20 minutes and someone is already dead

jonggay:
watch us all be dead bc chanyeol cant drive

chantheman:
HEY

xuimoney:
CHANYEOL THE LINE IS MOVING GET OFF YOUR PHONE

saltysehun:
can i get large fries and a big mac. also a diet coke bc im on a diET

xuimoney:
yeah sure... anyone else?

baekmybuns:
okay but whos paying for it

xiumoney:
suho

jonggay:
probs suho

saltysehun:
def suho

baekmybuns:
does he know abt  this bc we dont want him mad then he already is

xuimoney:
nah is good suho got the MONEYYYYY

baekmybuns:
well then can i get a mcflurry

xuimoney:
kyunsgoo wbu?

eggsoo:
im fine. im actualky almost close to a breakdown bc im sittin on my ass waiting for yall

xuimoney:
we r almost done i swear its just that cHANYEOL is fighting with the employee abt the toy he wANTS

eggsoo:
oh my god.

jonggay:
im also waiting to be picked up and i live pretty FAR

jellyjong:
yixing isnt breathing

suhoe:
what did i miss

eggsoo:
o jesus christ

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omg so sorry for not updating for like AGES

school has started and im becoming a busy GORL

i promise to update more. i say this a lot but for real I WILL

sorry for the short chapter!! ill make the next one longer i promise<3

tata for now~

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