crackhead chat [exo]

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suhoe:
okay its been like 5 hours

xiumoney:
ok and?? did someone bomb u or like what

jonggay:
i wish someone bombed u bitch

xiumoney:
same so i can FUCKING DIE AND HAUNT YOUR ASS

jonggay:
ew nevermind i dont want an ugly ass gHOST HAUNTING MY HOUSE

xiumoney:
I BET IM WAY MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN YOU FUCKER

suhoe:
OH MY GOD, WOULD YOU TWO QUIT YOUR FUCEN SHIT AND JUST SH U T UP

xiumoney:
MAYBE TELL JONG UGLY OVER THERE TO SHUT HIS UGLY ASS UP

suhoe:
wait jongdae dont u kno kyungsoo irl??

jonggay:
yea

suhoe:
CONTACT HIM THEN WTF

jonggay:
no let him beat up that retarded toast

xiumoney:
UR SO MEAN WHAT DID HE EVER DO TO U

jellyjong:
OMGHJ OMHMMHAIAKA

suhoe:
OHMYGOD JONGIN

jonggay:
kyungsoo had one job. one fucing job

suhoe:
JONGIN WHAT HAPPENED

jellyjong:
NO

eggsoo:
if u tell them what happened ill shove my foot so down ur throat that you will never ever be able to breath, laugh, speak, cough, or even fuecn live ever again

xiumoney:
ok now i know not to ever mess with kyungsoo

suhoe:
KYUNGSOO LET HIM SPEAK WTF DID U LIKE RIP HIS GUT OUT

eggsoo:
jongin

eggsoo:
just tell them u little shat bucket

jellyjong:
OoKAY SO WHEN KYUNGSOO SSID TO LOCK MY DOORS I RAN RIGHT AWAY DOWN STAIRS TO GO LOCK THEM AND I CLOSED ALL THE WINDOWS BECAUSE KYUNGSOO IS SMART

suhoe:
and??

jellyjong:
I THEN HEAR A CAR PULL UP AND I ALSO REMEMBERD I ORDERED PIZZA SO I DIDNT KNOW IF IT WAS KYUNGSOO OR THE PIZZA MAN SO I WENT THROUGH THE PEEPHOLE AND I SEE KYUNGSOO LITEARLLY CHOKING THE PIZZA MAN I SCREAMED

jonggay:
omg

jellyjong:
I DIDNT WANT TO GET AREESTED AND I WANTED TO BE A HERO SO IW ENT OUTSIDE SND SAVE THE GUY

xiumoney:
dumbass

jellyjong:
SHUTUP LET ME FINSISH
OOAY SO I SEPETREATED KYUBGSOO SAYING WHY ARE U CHOKING THE PIZZA MAN AND THEN HE LOOKS AT ME AND HE SAYS "I THIUGHT IT WAS YOU"

jonggay:
OHMYGID OMFKWOA

eggsoo:
jongin ur makibg me sound as stupid as u

jellyjong:
s-sorry )):

xiumoney:
wow and i thought jongdae was the dumb one

jonggay:
shut ur ugLY FACE UP

jellyjong:
BOTH OF U SHUTUP

jellyjong:
OH YEAH AND THE PIZZA GUY AND ME STARTED TO TALK AND I HAD TO APOLOGIZE FOR YOURE UGLY BEHAVOIR KYUNGSOO

eggsoo:
loser

jellyjong:
and i got his user for this app :D

eggsoo:
yOU WHAT

jellyjong added chantheman to the chat

chantheman:
hullo ;D

jellyjong:
HI CHANOIL!!!

chantheman:
its chanyeol

jellyjong:
IM SORRY EUIEISKA

eggsoo:
fuck

chantheman:
can u guys introduce ur selves

jonggay:
im jongdae

suhoe:
suho

xiumoney:
xiumin or minseok

eggsoo:
i gtg water my dogs

jellyjong:
KYUNGSOO GET BACK HERE

chantheman:
w-wait..

chantheman:
the kyungsoo??

jellyjong:
the one who almost killed you?? oh yeah ;D thats him!!

chantheman has left the chat

jellyjong:
WHEN I ADD HIM BACK KYUNGSOO U NEED TO APOLOGIZE OR I SWEAR TO GOD ILL KILL M Y S E LF

eggsoo:
NO

suhoe:
kyungsoo cmon

eggsoo:
let him kill himseld

xiumoney:
KYUNGSOO

eggsoo:
FINE

jellyjong added chantheman to the chat

chantheman:
nOOO GET ME OUT OF HERE

eggsoo:
look lil bitch im not gonna hurt u again

jellyjong:
KYUNGSOO BE NI C E

eggsoo:
jongin when am i ever nice

jellyjong:
shitshit u right

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eyyy chanyeol is up in this chat nowwww!

the group is almost all together (,:

sososoos sorry this chapter is kinda short, i have a bad case of writers block no matter what i right and i always get stuck on what to right soooo

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anyways i hope u had a good chrimis yeyeyye

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