crackhead chat [exo]

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suhoe:
OH MY FUCK

baekmybuns:
WHAT

suhoe:
WHYBTHE FUCK IS YIXING TRYING RO BREAK IN MY BATHROOM WINDOW

suhoe:
HOW DID HE EVEN FIND ME IN MY BATHROOM

saltysehun:
STUPID BITHC BECAUSE UR NOT OPENING THE DOOR

saltysehun:
YIXING BREAK THE WINDOW O P EN

suhoe:
ST O

chantheman:
OH MY-

jellyjong:
JUNMYEON WE ARE FREEZING

saltysehun:
AND WE ARE STARVING

xingxingbitch:
FEED US DADDY

suhoe:
YIXING WHY ARE YOU HANGING OUT OF MY WINDOW LEDGE

suhoe:
ON YOUR PHO N E

eggsoo:
let him fall and die

xiumoney:
KYUNGSOO

saltysehun:
junmyeon if u dont let my HUNGRY ASS in i will eat through THE DOOR

jellyjong:
IS THE DOOR CHOCOLATE :D

eggsoo:
no jongin if the door was chocolate i wpukd basically be an egg.

jellyjong:
D:

xingxingbitch:
GUYS IM IN

saltysehun:
OMG FINALLY LET US IN NOW

suhoe:
THE ONLY REASON WHY U R IN HERE IS BECAUSE U COULDVE DIED IF U FELL OFF THE LEDGE YIXING

jonggay:
awww someone cares for himmmm

suhoe:
JONGDAE SHUT UP BEFORE I SPILL UR BIG FAT SECRET

jonggay:
dONT YOU FUCIN DARE U FAT BITCH

suhoe:
TEST ME AND I WILL

xiumoney:
LOL what secret? that he sucks his own left nutt?

jonggay:
EXCSUUE ME

baekmybuns:
JUNMYEON UR HOUSE IS FUKCINEH HUGE

suhoe:
wAIT UR HERE NOW

saltysehun:
LET US IN NEFORE I DIE

baekmybuns:
AYYEEE I SEE SEHUN AND JONGIN WHATS UP GAYS

xingxingbitch:
I WOULD LET YOU GUSY IN BUT GHIS HOUSE IS HUGE AND I CANT FIND THE FREAKING DOOR

suhoe:
yixing

suhoe:
ur literally standing in front of it-

saltysehun:
YIXING LET US I N

xingxingbitch:
I FORGOT HOW TO OPEN DOORS

suhoe:
OMG

saltysehun:
FINALLY WE ARE IN

jellyjong:
PARTY TIME :D

suhoe:
UM NO SIT ALL OF UR CRUSTY ASSES DOWN RN

eggsoo:
should we come or

baekmybuns:
YES PLEASE THISHOUSE IS HUGE I JUST SHAT MY PANTS

chantheman:
SORRY IM LATE BUT IS EVERYONE AT SUHOS HOUSE?

jonggay:
nah just baek,sehun,yixing, and jongin

chantheman:
YO I CAN PICK U GUYS UP LETS GO

eggsoo:
im tired tho

jellyjong:
KYUNGSOO ):

eggsoo:
FINE

baekmybuns:
ew dont let chanyeol come

chantheman:
wow love u too bro

baekmybuns:
ew gay

jonggay:
no thanks i dont wanna party with minseok here

xiumoney:
I WASNT EVEN TALKING

jonggay:
good and i dont wanna hear u talk irl either lol

suhoe:
jongdae u-

jonggay:
SU HOE KEEP UR FAT LIPPED MOUTH SHUT OR ILL DOUBLE KARATE CHOP U

suhoe:
OKAY. WHATEVER

suhoe:
ARE U GUYS COMING OR NOT

jonggay:
FINE

xiumoney:
sure

eggsoo:
OKAY FINE FUCK EVERYONE CHANYEOL PICK US UP

chantheman:
YESSSSSSS

suhoe:
also NO ALCOHOL

jonggay:
WHY. NOT.

suhoe:
BECAUSE U GUYS ARE ALREADY A MESS WITH OUT IT. NOW GET UR FLAT ASSES HERE

eggsoo:
excuse u but, im thicc

xiumoney:
HHFJRJEKEKKSS

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hey guys sorry for not publishing in a while i had no idea what to write and also all these comebacks and new groups debuting has KEPT ME BUSSYYYY! anyways, stan stray kids (;

next chapter will come soon i promise to be more active <333

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