crackhead chat [exo]

7

chantheman:
JUNMYEON

suhoe:
what the fuck u want

chantheman:
the weekend has passdt

chantheman:
time has took its tick tock

suhoe:
whAT IS IT GODDAMN

xiumoney:
he wants to know when we can come over.

chantheman:
minSEOK U RUINED IT

chantheman:
I WAS GONNA MAKE IT SOUND ALL POETIC

jonggay:
hes an old fart he ruins all the fun

xiumoney:
i will snap ur neck with my cane, jongdAE

eggsoo:
lmao didnt u guys call eachother hot?? y r u guys eatin eachothers asses again

jellyjong:
well ur mean 2 me and u called me hot >:(

eggsoo:
jongin stfu before i come over again and actually choke u this time

chantheman:
can everyone stfu

chantheman:
JUNMYEON ANSWER US

baekmybuns:
yeah i wanna party and i have waited like the whole weekend

suhoe:
look, its called having privacy and a life

xingxingbitch:
but we wanna come over daddy

suhoe:
ok what the fuc did u just call me

chantheman:
yiXING NO PLEASE

jonggay:
let him be gay

xiumoney:
huh jongdae, when i was just midning my own mf buisness u called me out for being gay

saltysehun:
LMAO

jonggay:
shut up squirrel, dont u have nuts to go swallow??

saltysehun:
i will actually shove my fucking squirrel tail down ur throat if u dont quit ur shit

baekmybuns:
is no one gonna like

baekmybuns:
call out suhoe over here dissing our questions

suhoe:
JSJSJJS

suhoe:
IM SCARED U GUYS WILL HAVE ME ARRESTED

saltysehun:
yo im a chill partier dont worry about me

xingxingbitch:
same

saltysehun:
lmao yixing bro i love u but

saltysehun:
ur anything but normal at parties

suhoe:
this is what i mean, and plus i know its the same for the rest of u

eggsoo:
its not like i wanted to go anyway

jellyjong:
suhooooooo )))))))))):

jellyjong:
just one night

suhoe:
i hate u all

baekmybuns:
is that a yes or no ugly

chantheman:
doNY CALL HIM UGLY THEN HOW WOULD HE AGREE TO THIS

baekmybuns:
not like ur any less ugly

chantheman:
nevermin i dont want to go to a party

saltysehun:
fuccin hell

suhoe:
sigh

jellyjong:
why CANT U GUYS JUST SHUT UP AND GET ALONG

jellyjong:
LIKE IS IT THAT HARD

jellyjong:
I MADE THIS CHAT FOR FRIENDSHIPS NOT ROASTING

eggsoo:
now ur making my bb upset

jonggay:
ur what

eggsoo:
nothing

xiumoney:
okay but i agree with jongin, we are like tearing each other up and

xiumoney:
if we rlly wanna party at junmyeon's house we should start to get along

suhoe:
even if u guys get along im not letting u in

suhoe:
i cant even trust yixing in this chat

xingxingbitch:
whY

suhoe:
HDHJEHEJS UR JUST RLLY WEIRD

saltysehun:
well if we cant come to ur house the we will force our selves

suhoe:
seHUN

baekmybuns:
THEN LET US COME OVER GOD DAMMNIT

suhoe:
FINE. ALL OF U HAVE TO COME AT 9:00

suhoe:
wait

suhoe:
WHY IS SEHUN AND YIXING AT MY DOOR RIGHT NOW

baekmybuns:
OHMYGOD HAHAHA

suhoe:
joNGIN?? THE FUCK ARE U AT MY DOOR FOR

suhoe:
HOW DID U GUYS EVEN FIND MY ADRESS

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sorry this book's update was being messed up, i emailed wattpad and they finally fixed it!!

next chapter you will hear about what happened at the "party" (;

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