Naruto is a beautiful young man who deals with neglect and abuse from both the village and his family.When he realized that he will never be accepted,he moves out and goes to the academy,even though he is an elite anbu captain that goes by the name...
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All the genins the room were drooling over the overly hot blonde as he went to talk to Neji. The three over protective teamster glared daggers at who dares look at the blonde junchūriki. A gray headed teen walked over to the teams and immediately watched the blonde. "Hello my name is Kabuto. I'm guessing this is your first time. " He asked "Yes it is, what's it to you. " Snapped Katsumi as she watched him closely. "I just wanted to give you some tips. This going to hard to I have these just in case. " He said and pulled some blank cards. "Those are blank, " Said Mitona as she watched this play out. "They are blank now but when I infuse chakra into them they give me info on anyone. " " Do you have information on Naruto Uzuamki and Gaara of the sand? " Sasuke said stepping in. "Gaara of the sand. Yeah I do. "
“He has done 12 D-ranks, 20 C-ranks, wow 3 A-rank. And he has cone from them with out a single bruise. Impressive. Now for Uzuamki. What?! This is impossible! He has done 70 D-ranks, 120 C-ranks, 309 C-ranks, 679 A-ranks, 12890 SSSSSS-ranks and 9786752 SSSSSSSSS-ranks, His fighting and Justus are just way overpowered!"Kabuto said with complete shock.
Everyone looked at Naruto, too shocked for words as he wrote in a notebook he had with him. "What? " " Now I know not to piss him off. "Said Sasuke as he backed away slowly.
" ALRIGHT MAGGOTS! SIT YOUR ASSES DOWN AND LISTEN UP! " Ibiki yelled at the top of his voice. Naruto silently passed notes to everyone in team seven answers for the test.
After one minute into the exams.
Naruto turned over his paper and looked at the time. "I'm bored." He thought. He put his foot up and started humming. "I have a great idea Haru, why have a concert and make it sexy" Kurama suggested. "Not bad, okay I'll do it" .Naruto stood up and stalked over to Ibiki. He whispered into his ear and got a nod in approval. "Get the kid some pocky. Now" Ibiki ordered.
"Since I'm bored and some of you I know are finished, let's have a concert. "
""Alright,Alright Alright,Alright
Alright,alright it's a hell of a feeling though It's a hell of a feeling though Alright,alright it's a hell of a feeling though It's a hell of feeling though
Who are these people? I just woke up in my underwear No liquor left on the shelf, I should probably introduce myself You should've seen what I wore, I had a cane and a party hat I was the queen of this hologram where there's no such thing as out of hand
Memories tend to just pop up Drunk pre-meds and some rubber gloves Five thousand people with designer drugs Don't think I'll ever get enough (Don't think I'll ever get enough)
Champagne,cocaine,gasoline And most things in between I roamed the city in a shopping cart A pack a camels and a smoke alarm This night is heated up Raise hell and turn it"
Naruto started getting everyone's attention. Katsumi and Yunari got up sang along, followed by TenTen, Mitona and Temari. Girls "Saying "If you go out you might pass out in a drain pipe" Oh yeah! Don't threaten me with a good time"
"It's a hell of a feeling though It's a hell of a feeling though Alright,Alright It's a hell of feeling though it's a hell of a feeling though"
Neji, Menori, Sai and Keisuke started to sing with Naruto making a tune no one could match.
What are these foot prints? They don't look very human like Now I wish that I can find my clothes Bed sheet and a morning rose. I wanna wake up, Can't even tell if this a dream How did we end up in our neighbor's pool? Upside down with a perfect view Bar to bar at the speed of sound Fancy feet dancing through this town Lost my mind in a wedding gown Don't think I'll ever get it now (Don't think I'll ever get enough)
Boys Champagne,cocaine,gasoline And most things in between I roamed the city in a shopping cart A pack a camels and a smoke alarm This night is heated up Raise hell and turn it
I'm a scholar and gentleman and I usually don't fall when I try to stand I lost a bet to guy in a chiffon skirt, But I'll make these high heels work I told you time and time again I'm not as think as you drunk I am But we all fall down when the sun came up.
I think we had enough
Alright,alright it's a hell of a feeling though It's a hell of a feeling though
Alright,alright it's a hell of a feeling though It's a hell of feeling though Naruto Champagne,cocaine,gasoline And most things in between I roamed the city in a shopping cart A pack a camels and a smoke alarm This night is heated up Raise hell and turn it
Everyone Saying "If you go out you might pass out in a drain pipe" Oh yeah! Don't threaten me with a good time"
Cheers erupted in the exams as they all had finished. Naruto blushed making some of them have a nosebleed.
“Okay sit down! For the final question, show of hands who don't want to do it. "
Time skip! Brought to you by: Why making Naruto feminine is hard.
After 85% were gone, the window broke revealing the one and only Anko. She held up a banner that said 'The sexy and strong Anko! ' on it. Most sweat dropped at her antics as she held a surprised face. “Naruto! What are you doing here? Aren't you a Jounin and an Anbu already? ”She exclaimed. “Way to put it out their”.
I'm done!
You guys still voting on what ship I should use for my new story? You are good.
KuraNaru SaiNaru ItaNaru NejiNaru GaaNaru KakaNaru And an additional ship SasuNaru
