Tom was eating cereal at the table when Tord walks in and gently pulls his hair "good morning" he says as he bites Tom
"Don't bite me commie!" He pushes Tord off
"Why not!?" He pouts like a child
"Because it's weird!" Tom sighs "do you want to die?" Tom looks at Tord with the 'ehhhh' face
"Only in your arms" Tord says as Tom throws him out the window
"Bye bye" Tom says as Tord screams and flys away
"Why'd the Tom throw Tord out the window" one kid asked their friend
"I dunno"
"He wanted to see a tordfly "
"Uh what"
"It's a joke"
"Well it's a stupid one"
