Steve: Yeah, I bought us lunch. Don't you want to eat your burger???
Loki: i ssspat in it 🐍
Rhodey: We didn't invite him to come with. So if he doesn't want to partake, can we move along?
Loki: I am in agreement with Rhodey.
Pietro: wtf i hate you guys why didn't you tell me the club was A BOOK CLUB
Bruce: Reading is enriching for your mind... Did I trick you? Yes. Was it for your own good? Yes.
Pietro: fk yo bOOks
Steve: PIETRO YOU SHOW BRUCE SOME RESPECT.
Loki: The Princess Bride is phenomenal, watch your tongue 🔪
Rhodey: I knew it. I knew this would happen. Someone call his babysitter to pick him up. I'm ready to get into the book discourse but he's holding us up.
Pietro: i don't need clint, i can run back home
Loki: Then stop lurking behind the trees and go.
Pietro: ...
Pietro has added Clint.
Pietro: hi can you pls pick me up from the park i'm too sad to run
Clint: Sure. Thought you were having fun at "The Club"?
Pietro: it was a LIE
Clint: Oh, which club did it turn out to be?
Pietro: what... are there more fake clubs....
Clint: Yes, Nat has her Wine Grandma Club.
Clint: Tony has his club which is a mix of like, money, intelligence and anxiety all bundled up together.
Clint: Thor has his I'm Cute, And You're Not, consisting of him and Y/C/N.
Clint: Y'know.
Pietro: NO I DON'T KNOW
Pietro: wait why isn't y/n a part of thor's club, like she's his WIFE
Clint: Bc to him, she is a BEAUTIFUL GODDESS... So he made a club just for her.
Pietro: oh ok that's about right
Pietro: how much longer do i have to wait for you
Clint: I'm getting into the car now.
Steve: Are you sure you don't want to stay, Pietro??
Bruce: Maybe you'd like some of the book recommendations we have for you...
Loki: Yes. I feel a book on grammar would do you a world of wonders.
Rhodey: BYE.
Pietro has left the chat.
Clint: I gotta drive now, guys. Keep an eye on him until I get there.
Steve: Okay, drive safely c:
Loki: DRIVE LIKE THE BOYS LIFE DEPENDS ON IT, BECAUSE IT DOES.
Loki: :]
Clint has left the chat.
L A T E R ... again.
Rhodey: Alright, good meet up today, guys. Looking forward to the next one.
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FanfictionChatroom Oneshots featuring the Avengers and the reader with special guest appearances from Deadpool, the X-Men, Guardians of the Galaxy, as well as crossovers from the Justice League. Completed! Book two is now up, VALHALLA (marvel social media).
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