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Steve | Matchmaker

Pietro has created a chatroom: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Pietro has added Y/N.

You: i want no part of this chat

Pietro: but y/n

Pietro: i know something you don't

Pietro: don't u want to know what it is (ಥ ͜ʖಥ)

You: ... i guess

Pietro: someone on this team likes u

You: everyone likes me. that's the point of friends.

You: but you wouldn't know that now would you since you have no friends ( ͡°Ɛ ͡°)

Pietro: where did u find that one

Pietro: i love him

Pietro: this person has a crush on u

Pietro: i know, it is surprising someone could like u more than a friend ( ͡°Ɛ ͡°)

You: nicely played, pie

Pietro: would u like to know who it is? ( ͡° ᴥ ͡°)

You: the whole point of this chat is so that you tell me or else you wouldn't have made it

Pietro: true

Pietro: but im sworn to secrecy by my sister not to tell u

You: why is that

Pietro: she wants him to tell u himself and not me ( ͡°Ĺ̯ ͡° )

You: clearly, you're going to disobey her?

Pietro: yes ʕ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°ʔ

You: jeez, pie, where do you find all of them?

Pietro: i am building a collection, a farm like clint

Pietro: so this person

Wanda has joined the chat.

Pietro: ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͠°)

Pietro: go away sister

Wanda: Can't, your idiocy blocks the exit ( ͡°Ɛ ͡°)

Pietro: why are you here

Wanda: I sensed your recklessness. You know he will never forgive you, right?

Pietro: i am helping him. he has been waiting too long to tell y/n.

Wanda: Brother, you have no place in this. It is not for you to tell.

You: i'm okay with waiting for him to tell me. he's probably gonna tell me soon anyway

Pietro: but y/n

Pietro: wait you speak like you know who it is ( ͡°- ͡°)

You: it's obvious.

Wanda: Can you pretend like you don't know?

You: sure, wanda

Pietro: u ruined the fun y/n 

You: you would have realized i would figure it out easily if you had a brain ( ͡°Ɛ ͡°)

Pietro: u would realize i did not bc i pressumed u don't have a brain ( ͡°Ɛ ͡°)

You: seems like we're on a tie today

Pietro: i'm going easy on u

You: i haven't started trying yet