Birthday Plans

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Tony has created a chatroom.

Tony has added Bruce, Vision, Rhodey, T'Challa.

Tony: Have you guys decided on what you're getting Y/N yet for their birthday?

Bruce: Don't tell him. He'll just steal your idea.

Tony: I would never.

Tony: Why though....

Tony: do you have a good gift....

Tony: what is it...

Bruce: See what I'm saying?

Rhodey: You'll just have to wait and see.

Vision: See, there must be self-control when it comes to gift buying. As you have none, you've bought Y/N almost anything imaginable, resulting in you finally being out of ideas.

Tony: That's not true.

Rhodey: You buy Y/N a gift for every single holiday, all of them being very luxurious.

Tony: I do not... Okay.... Maybe I go overboard sometimes.

T'Challa: Seems like your gift must be... Sentimental....

Bruce: Good luck with that, T-Bone.

Vision: He will fail terribly. Do not waste luck upon him.

Tony: I will upload a virus on you, don't test me.

Vision: Wanda will send you to the dark dimension, don't test her.

T'Challa: Lmao... Always bringing up Wanda.

T'Challa: I believe there is a term for it... Whipped.

Rhodey: lol

Vision: Don't make me add a certain Queen. Things will get... stormy.

T'Challa: You wouldn't.

Vision: I would.

T'Challa: ... Apologies.

Bruce: Who do I blame for Vision's new rebellious teenage stage? Who?

Tony: It's probably my fault.

Bruce: You are parenting our android wrong.

Thor has joined the chat.

Vision: You are lucky it is the other thunder maker, T'Challa.

T'Challa: IF YOU DON'T STOP

Rhodey: Please... Continue. I am enjoying this.

Thor: Greetings, my friends! I have traveled to my home once more and brought back Toothgnasher and Toothgrinder, as a gift for my beloved Y/N!

Rhodey: psst... tony... i think thor captured the tooth fairy's thugs

Tony: rhodey baby, i think you're right

T'Challa: Tooth what? What is it?

Thor: They are goats.

Vision: That seems like a more suitable gift for Clint, as he can home them properly at his farm.

Tony: Baaaaaaa - Hahahaha.

Rhodey: I see what you did there.

Bruce: You got Y/N GOATS for their birthday?

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