Clint has created a chatroom.
Clint has invited Natasha.
Clint: Hi.
Clint: Natasha.
Clint: Hello.
Clint: It's me.
Clint: Your favorite Archer.
Clint: Naaaaat.
Clint: NAT NAT NAT NAT NAT NAT NAT NAT NAT NAT NAT NAT NAT!
Clint: Say that really fast and it's just nanananananananananananana.
Clint: reply pls.
Clint: pls.
Clint: tasha
Natasha: CLINT. WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A MISSION! WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
Clint: Okay so you weren't ignoring me?
Natasha: No...
Natasha: You're supposed to be covering Wanda, not chatting!
Clint: I am! Plus Vision is not letting her leave his sight.... OR SHOULD I SAY NOT LEAVE HIS LINE OF VISION! BA DUM TSSSS!
Natasha: I'm blocking you.
Clint: No wait!
Clint: I have a question.
Tony has joined the chat.
Tony: Clint why are you using your phone?! Use the optical head-mounted display I designed for when we're on missions.
Clint: ... the what
Bruce has joined the chat.
Bruce: It's like Tony's helmet. You'd be able to see the chat and reply by speaking.
Natasha: Always ready to answer questions...
Clint: ... why didn't anyone tell me about this?
Natasha: I thought you knew about it.
Steve has joined the chat.
Steve: ARE YOU PEOPLE SERIOUSLY CHATTING RIGHT NOW?! WE'RE BEING SHOT AT!
Steve: I don't see why we can't use our comms instead of this, Tony.
Tony: EMOJI SUPPORT. 🖕 (middle finger emoji)
Steve: 🖕 (middle finger emoji again)
Tony: 🖕 (and again)
Steve: 🖕 (once more)
Bruce: I'm shocked, Steve.
Natasha: Gasp! I always thought our precious Steve was a saint!
Wanda has joined the chat.
Wanda: Why is Clint sitting in a corner texting? I don't think that's very safe.
Clint: If only someone told me about the new invention I wouldn't be. If only. Back to my question.
Natasha: Shoot.
Clint: WHEN DID WE RECRUIT THE AVATAR? She took out not one, not two, BUT 10 GUYS BY JUST EARTH BENDING OR WHATEVER. She's got this. We don't even need to be on this mission.
Wanda: That's Y/N. She's probably my favorite Avenger now.
Steve: I thought I was your favorite...
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ASSEMBLE ✦ avengers chatroom
FanfictionChatroom Oneshots featuring the Avengers and the reader with special guest appearances from Deadpool, the X-Men, Guardians of the Galaxy, as well as crossovers from the Justice League. Completed! Book two is now up, VALHALLA (marvel social media).
