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Y/N has created a chatroom.

Y/N has invited Tony, Clint.

Y/N: Do you ever wonder if you're not real?

Y/N: What if we're just movie characters?

Y/N: What if we're comic book characters?

Y/N: WHAT IF PIETRO DIED BECAUSE THE DIRECTOR NEEDED SOMETHING TO SHOCK THE VIEWERS? WHY DID HE DIE? I'VE BEEN THINKING, HE COULD HAVE JUST CAUGHT ALL THE DAMN BULLETS ARE YOU KIDDING ME

Tony: WHAT IF YOU CALM DOWN FOR A SECOND?!

Tony: We are real.

Clint: Stop spending so much time with Wade. He's not good for you.

Y/N: But Wade has a point!

Y/N: I swear... When I helped Wade track down Francis, at one point I saw words floating in the air... Subtitles? Credits?

Clint: Y/N, SNAP OUT OF IT. WE. ARE. REAL.

Y/N: OMG WHAT IF THIS IS FANFICTION LIKE THE TYPE I READ ON TUMBLR AND WATTPAD

Tony: You have Tumblr? What's your blog? I'll follow you.

Clint: WHO DO THE TUMBLR PEOPLE SHIP ME WITH

Y/N: Oh my god. I... Am... Different people? DEPENDING ON WHO'S READING

Tony has added Wade.

Tony: WHAT DID YOU DO TO Y/N?! THEY'RE BROKEN!

Wade: I just revealed the truth. Helped them realize. Hello, readers. How are you? Looking beautiful as always.

Clint: I'm starting to see it too...

Tony: See what?!

Clint: I HAVE NO BODY I AM JUST WORDS

Wade: I once had no body. When I blew myself up.

Y/N: AT LEAST YOU'RE ONE PERSON

Wade: Ohhhh this is great. Why didn't I do this sooner?

Nat has joined the chat.

Nat: Why is Clint panicking? I can't understand what he's saying.

Y/N: WE'RE NOT REAL

Y/N: THIS EXPLAINS WHY CLINT HAS A FARM!

Clint: WHERE IS MY FARM ALL I SEE IS WORDS AND SOMEONE LOOKING AT ME FROM ABOVE WHO ARE YOU

Clint: They're kinda cute.

Wade: Kinda? No. VERY cute.

Y/N: THAT'S ME

Clint: WHAT

Tony: Nat, get them to calm down.

Tony: Wade, FIX THIS.

Tony has added Bruce.

Tony: Please get a sedative for Clint and Y/N.

Bruce: Fourth wall breaking? I thought it was a myth!

Wade: I am living proof. I have been trying to show you people but do you ever listen to me?

Bruce: This is amazing! My theory is true, then!

Tony: Oh not you too.

Nat: Clint is lying on the floor. I don't know what to do. He won't calm down. It's like he can't see anything but his phone.