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Vision has created a chatroom.

Vision has added Y/N, Thor, Tony, Bruce.

YN: Hey, Vis!

Thor: Greetings, Vision!

Tony: What's up?

Bruce: Hello.

Vision: Salutations. I have a question.

Bruce: Shoot.

Vision: Is Thor my father?

Thor: what

Tony: pffffffffhhaahaaaahahaaaa

YN: WHATISTHIS

Bruce: WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT, VISION? I AM YOUR FATHER. DON'T ADOPT THOR AS YOUR FATHER, HE CAN'T LOOK AFTER A ROCK, HOW WILL HE RAISE YOU, MY SON?

Tony: y/n i cant breathe helpmeeee

YN: EVERYONE CALM DOWN!!???!!?

Bruce: I AM CALM, YOU CALM DOWN!

Vision: Everyone, please, let me clarify.

Tony: please do ohmygod

Bruce: I HAVE TAKEN ON THE ROLE OF CAREGIVER WHEN TONY WOULDN'T. I WAS WORRIED SICK IN ASGARD ABOUT YOU AND RIGHTFULLY SO, BUT WAS THOR? NO. THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?

YN: BRUCE WHAT DID I SAY

Bruce: CALM DOWN Y/N YOU'RE MAKING THE SITUATION WORSE

YN: BISHDJW WHAT

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Thor: Carry on, Vision.

Vision: Bruce and Tony created Ultron, who in turn created... me. But the essence of me, my mind, is from a configured matrix of Jarvis, who was created by Tony. Furthermore, the stone that powers me, is from Loki's scepter - ultimately making him my uncle. But what matters is, Thor's lightning is what brought me to life. Without him, I would not be.

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Loki: AS YOUR UNCLE YOU MUST LISTEN TO ME AND I SAY THROW MJOLNIR INTO A WORMHOLE!

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YN: VISION WHY DO YOU THINK ABOUT THESE THINGS IT HURTS MY BRAIN TO FIGURE OUT

Bruce: IT'S OBVIOUS I'M YOUR FATHER

Vision: So, is Stark and Banner my grandparents, with Ultron and Thor my main parents? But since most of what encompasses my mind, and what brought me to be - besides the lightning, was Stark and Banner's work when I was recovered from Ultron. Are they my father's?

Bruce: YES

Vision: Or do I have 4 father's?

YN: SROP THIS AT OBCE LETS JUST AGREE ON TBAT

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Bruce: I AM SMART BUT I CANNOT FIGURE THIS OUT JUST KNOW I AM YOUR FATHER OKAY

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Pietro: lol what's up with bruce, ive never seen him like this

Pietro: ...

Pietro: so i basically watched ur birth

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Steve: So this is what has everyone freaking out? And they can't figure it out?

Vision: No, they can't. Nor can I...

Steve: It's quite obvious Thor is your dad. I mean, c'mon, he had... the vision... which led to him bringing you to life... The Vision. Plus, YOU'RE WORTHY! Like your dad.

Vision: This is most confusing...

Steve: You have your fathers cape.

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Ultron: stay out of family drama steve no one asked

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Vision: ... Dad?

Ultron: lol this is awkward. how have u been? good?

Ultron: btw thanks for obliterating my last minion u lil shit now i dont have a proper body smh DISOWNED

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Pietro: okay i have recovered. it seems to me that the most logical conclusion is that tony is your grandpa, with ultron and bruce being your fathers and thor is the nurse who delivered you

Vision: I suppose you are right...

Pietro: im hungry so wanda and i are going to get pizza with sam, u wanna come?

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Erik: HI HUNGRY, I'M DAD.

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Erik: I wanted to do that since the day he was born :')

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Vision: ... I thought he was... But Pietro's parents are...

Vision: And here I thought my family tree was confusing.

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