LIFE ANI'T NOTHING BUT A HOE
WHY
A BITCH GOT KIDDNAPED AND A BITCH LIKED IT
a funny bwwm about a thic black beauty who gets kidnapped by hot twin and boy does she have a mouth on her
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^ Santana Blue ^
"oh my fucking god" I said trying to move around on what seems like a bed but my hands and feet were tied and my eyes were covered
I just got kidnapped omg yes I hope he rich and works for the mafia or a leader of a gang. shit I could be a ride or die bitch with out the dying part.... just give me a gun.
The person who adult-napped me better be cute AF that or am leaving shit I've been reading to much wattpad or some shit.
I've been talking in my head I didn't realized some one come in and take the blind fold off.
what they be saying on wattpad men be looking like an Adonis. shit I got two sexy men looking like Zeus and Poseidon.
shit all the wrong I did in my life I must of did something right because I got my ass twins.
"Do you know why your here" Zeus said which am pretty sure is not his real name but it sounds good
"have good sex and spend your money" I said with a serious face.
"no" Poseidon said I fucking love these names
"well shit I got nothing better to do" I said taking off my restrains
"why don't you have anything else to do" Zeus said staring me down
"Ok there two reasons 1 I just got fired 2 I just got evicted so this is pretty much the best thing that could happen to me right know" I said laying down on the bed
"how did you get out of the bondage's" Zeus and Poseidon said at the same time
"this is not the first time I got kidnapped chill" I said picking up the TV remote and putting on some 80's movie
"what" they both said at the same time must be a twin thing
"girl what is you doing" I said yelling at my computer screen eating popcorn watching porn.
I swear some of these girls be tripping why be a porn star and not know how to suck dick. Like what is you doing just sucking the tip for I swear.
"NO he did not just slap her with the D I guess he was sick of her sucking the dick all wrong too" I said putting more popcorn in my mouth
I swear if I didn't have goals in my life I would be a porn star and show all these girls how to suck dick but nobody got time for that.
*Knock Knock*
I got up off my comfy spot and went to answer the door.
It was my landlord
At first I was not going to answer in till he said
"I can see your fucking eye looking t me through the peep hole" he said standing there with papers in his hand
"No am not the peep hole is just dirty" shit why did I say that
" I knew your little ass was in there open up" he said bagging on the door a little bit to hard
Before I opened the door I went over to the mirror and looked at my butt.
"what ever I have a very nice fat ass nothing little about it". I murmured to my self
I opened the door to show my one bedrooms apartment and saw my landlord with eviction papers.
" come on Bob i said I'll pay you sometime this month" I said whining
" sometimes this month sometime this month you said that last month" he said with angry and embarrassed red face and I don't know why
Bob was forty years old fat white man with a bald spot on the top of his head with hair around it.
" but nothing your out of here. I want you and your stuff out bye tomorrow morning or am putting it out on the street "he said slamming the door on his way out
"Shit" I said to my self stopping the loud porn that was playing on my speakers
