Losing their toes; bts Crackfic

Bangloween

Next day it was Halloween which means haunted houses and creepy people. But for bts it was Bangloween and let's be honest they are insane and today is going to be a disaster.

Taehyung: It's bangloween everyone btw did someone saw my Gucci bag is full of trophies and it's hella thick!!!
Yoongi: U!!!! U !!! Woke me up from my slumber how could u!!!
Jin: calm down its bagloween!!!
Neighbor:shut up , u guys are so loud!!!
Jimin: OMO I forgot to tell you I got a girlfriend!!
Yoongi:hahahahaha jimin it's not April fools but if it was no one would have believed u anyways .
Jin:ikr
Jimin: seriously I am serious u guys am I that ugly jeez.
Jin:yes u are very ugly u look like pig 🐷.
Jimin: oh well I did get a girlfriend and her name is Kim Sthefany.
Jhope : no way isn't that the really weird girl that used to go to our school?
Jimin:yes
Jin: oh she can come with us to the haunted house I bet I am prettier than her.
Jimin: imma tell her to come with us then.

Time skip to the  entrance of the haunted house .

When they enter the first thing they see it's a ghost 👻

Yoongi : eww you got no swag , I have more swag then u will ever have like look at my three dollar chain.
Jin:How can you be so ugly?
Taehyung:omo I will give you my Pokémon collection but plz don't hurt me!!!
Jungkook:oau!! You are so scary , let's take a selca my friend!!
Jimin : I will give u my abs if u let me go . Yoongi save meee!!!
Namjoom: dude seriously ur style sucks , you got no jams .
Jhope: OMO!!*faints*
Random girl comes with a chancleta and starts hitting the ghost .
Jimin: Oh look it's Sthefany she's finally here and she's... beating up a ghost .
Sthefany: am I on time?

Bts were starting at her blankly and confused.

Taehyung:are u an alien?
Sthefany:what no I am a cucaracha!! Get it right.
Jhope:Sthefany!!!! Btw were is ur friend lia?
Sthefany:she got lost while talking to a spider.
Jhope:umm ok let's continue.

They were going through the haunted house and a saw a figure going todawards them .
Sthefany:it's a wild tarantula!!!!
Jhope:nooo they are scary.
Sthefany:chill out it's just like aka tarantula.
Lia:hi cucaracha and company.
Taehyung:uhhhhh is she an alien?
Lia:yes but more of a tarantula.
Namjoom :*broke the zombies arm while the zombie was walking.
Jin:Namjoom are u serious ,let's continue so we can finish already.

When they were almost done a pink haired zombie appeared.

Jin:omg hey I like ur pink hair!!
Jhope was running around while screaming his lungs out and toes.

Namjoon broke one of the props.

Jungkook calmly walking pass the zombie because he's a cool bitch.

Jimin:*yells *i am sang namja!!!
Then he hides behind the hyungs.

V:*scaring the zombie instead of him getting scared.

Yoongi was doing a poker face in the entire haunted house.

Lia and Sthefany were screaming leave us alone or we will eat ur toes!!!

After they finished the haunted house they went to go trick or treat.

Jungkook:*knocks on door*trick or treat!!
The women that opened the door gave him.....veggies?
Jungkook:Umm ma'am I think u have the wrong threat u are supposed to give me toes not veggies!!
Women:umm toes?
Jungkook:yes toes!!