Yes I Dr. Schneeplestein will be roasting ze egos, including Mark's egos, They will also be roasting me....
⚠️ THIS BOOK IS A HUGE JOKE ⚠️
I felt like I had to put that as a warning, because I've noticed some people seem to get upset over this book...
Doctor Schneep- instead of roasting Dark behind his back I thought I should roast him to his face so please welcome Darkiplier
Dark- *walks out on stage* thank you thank you *takes a seat in the black leather chair*
Doctor Schneep- you see this picture of you Dark?
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Dark- yeah I look rather sexy 😏
Doctor Schneep- why do you always have red and blue around you like you're a 3D movie? You look like a damn 3D movie
Dark- 💀💀💀💀
Doctor Schneep- and what is up with that deep dark voice? You sound like you're trying to be Batman
Dark- 💀💀💀*slouches in his seat*
Doctor Schneep- you become any darker you are going to blend in with the night. Is that why you have that red and blue 3D movie outline around you because no one would be able to see you in the dark? Aren't you suppose to blend in with the Dark? Your name is Dark after all
Dark- 😐 shut up green bean
Doctor Schneep- shut up gray cloud
Dark- you're ruining my reputation
Doctor Schneep- why are you always wearing suits by the way? Are you trying to make it look like you're a rich classic man when you really are not? Just because you wear suits does not make you rich
Dark- just because you wear a doctor outfit does not make you a doctor
Doctor Schneep- 💀ill have you know I got my medical degree out of a limited edition cereal box! I haven't seen you do nothing with your life besides try to take Mark's date since no one wanted you!
Dark- 💀💀💀*gets up out of his chair* that's enough roasting me for today *walks off stage*
