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*party at Ziva’s house*

Tony- Ziva you sure this is going to be ok?

Ziva- yeah Ari is out until tomorrow, well that’s what he said anyway.

Tony- oh good...that’s alright then...

Ziva- what’s the matter tony?

Tony- well you know Ari kinda scares me...so you know...

Ziva- you’re scared of Ari? Well he scares everybody so I guess that’s ok...you’re not a complete wimp then...

Tony- Hey! That’s not very nice...*look at each other and laugh*

Ziva- tony I know something else is wrong... you need to tell me! I might be able to help.

Tony- well basically...it’s been going on for a long time now, well here goes... I...

Abby- HEY GUYS!! I’m so excited about the party, Tim’s getting some more food for later…wait...is this I bad time...I can go back outside...

Tony- no, Abby its fine, how’s things?

Ziva- (to Tony-whispering-) tell me now Tony.

Tony- no it’s ok I’ll tell you later.

*Tony continues his conversation with Abby*

*random talking whilst Ziva is in the kitchen*

*Tony realises that Ziva is in the kitchen, walks into kitchen*

Tony- Ziva...I need to tell you what I was going to tell you...

Ziva- oh yeah come on then.

Tony- well I really...

Tim- ZIVA! YOU’RE BROTHER!

Ziva- WHAT?!?!?!?!? He isn’t supposed to be back until tomorrow! Zazle. O Dio. Shiz!

Tony + Tim- Whaaa?

Ziva- doesn’t matter.

*Ari walks in with his biker gang following him.*

Ari- Well, well, well. You didn’t tell me about the party, glad I came just in time! Let's liven it up a little...

Ziva- Get out of here Ari, you’re not supposed to be here, this is MY party and you’re not going to mess this up for me.

Ari- no little sis, I’m just going to liven this up a little.

Ziva- I’ve seen you liven up a party.

Ari- No...I’m clean now.

Ziva*to herself* sure you are.

At the party.

*Abby and Tim are dancing, Tim goes to get more drinks*

*Abby leans against the wall, then Ari comes over*

Ari- what’s a pretty girl like you stood here on your own?

Abby- I’m just resting.

Ari-you look a little bored, want to have some fun?

*biker gang walks over, one girl is with them, they surround Abby*

Abby- err...hey guys...what do you want..?

Ari- just some fun. *whacks out some cocaine*

Abby- ermm...Ziva is calling me...k bye guys.

*tries to walk away but is then pulled back*

Abby- TIM! HELP!

Tim- Abby? What’s wrong? Is everything ok? *Tim looks at Abby* oh my god...what is with bad dudes and my girlfriend. Get that stuff away from her!

Jimmy (biker dude)-Hey calm down dude, we’re just trying to have some fun!

Tim- it’s not funny! GET AWAY FROM HER.

*biker gang back away from them both*