The Whole Gang

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Y/N POV
We've been here for a few days, lovely little place, though I've seen that little girl.
Cinder: Y/N, get down, we are preparing for tonight
Me: so the ceiling is mine?
Cinder: no
Me: yes
Cinder: no
TimeSkip
So I'm hanging onto the ceiling waiting for these people to come in, until they finally do. I see Yang, Weiss, Ruby, Bitch boy, Ren, Thor, and a drunk, how fun.
Yang: Mom?
Raven then turned back to human
Me: oh my fucking God, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HIDDEN!
Raven: how did you get up there?
Me: ASK THE WRITER!
Raven: WHAT WRITER
Me:  The same guy who makes these fourth wall breaks, I've atleast broken 64 walls with this one, that's a fourth wall break, inside a wall break, that's inside another fourth wall break
Cinder: don't mind him he's drunk
Me: LOOK AT THE INSURANCE OF THE WALL, HE'S BROKE, it's atleast a thousand dollars
Ruby: what's a dollar?
Me: OH MY FUCKING GOD, LIEN! YOU HAPPY?! ITS FUCKING LIEN!
Yang: why didn't you say that in the first place
Me: GRAAAAAAH....oh fuck
I lost my grip on the ceiling and landed on my back.
Me: GOD FUCK! DAMM YOU RYAN
I got up and looked at them all
Me: ok which one of you am I fighting?.....you
I pointed at the Blonde and punched her.
Cinder: Y/N! We were supposed to make it dramatic
Me: Yeah I needed to punch someone
Cinder: you know what...ATTACK!, Y/N! Go to the basement and guard the damn thing
Me: AW COME ON, you know what...
I made a spear of dust
Me: MNAH
I threw it at Weiss putting it through her
Me: Now! NOW IM GUARDING SHIT
Cinder POV
Everyone stopped fighting
Emerald: the fucks with him?
Mercury: he seems kinda pissed
Me: Y/N Honey? Do you need something?
Y/N *muffled from basement*: A FRAPPE AND SOME FUCK
Me: I'll get you it later
Y/N: PLEASE DO
Me: alright he's fine
I turned around and saw a sword coming and I dodged it. He fell and I stepped on his chest.
Jaune: YOU HURT WEISS!
Me: didn't I kill your red headed friend
Jaune: GRAH!
He tried to move, he then punched my ankle making me lose my footing
Me: gah you prick
Y/N POV
Me: steady....steady....
I hit the ball with my Warhammer and it went into the hole
Me: man now I know how Tiger woods feels.....minus the cheating. Was it Tiger woods that cheated?......ah fuck it
I slammed my hammer into the ground and made a tennis court
Me: now I just need Cinder
I went into the elevator And went back up
Cinder: Raven, grab Vernal, we are going down
Me: and I have a tennis court set up
Cinder: WHY ARENT YOU GUARDING IT
Me: because a man has pussy needs, now GET IN
They all came in the elevator as I quickly smashed the down button. We went down and they saw the tennis court
Me: ok who's first game?
Cinder: we need the artifact
Me: I don't need it though, I just want to play.....IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
We went towards the door, Vernal went up first
Me: wait a minute......TREE!
Cinder POV
A vine came down and slapped him in the face knocking him out
Vernal: sorry....he was annoying me
Raven: Vernal, touch the door
Me: hey Raven....you know the old saying
Raven: what old saying?
Me: trust no one
I tapped my foot and she became encased in ice, my Grimm hand ripped the dress and grabbed Vernal. I felt....nothing
Y/N: ow....what the fuck!
Me: I don't feel anything
Raven: she's not the Spring Maiden....I AM!
Y/N: oh fuck

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