The Fiery Soul

To Haven

What? Two chapters in one day, what is this madness?
Alright before this chapter starts, I guess I need to apologize about the last chapter, I know it wasn't as good as the others, but I wanted to give more development to Cinder, I wanted to make her seem human for a moment, if you didn't like it, I apologize. Now I hope you enjoy this chapter

Y/N POV
Cinder: What the Fuck!!! Where did you come from
Me: well the Author got more descriptive last chapter which made me want to die, then you were thinking about it, the whole story being serious for once, and now I'm here, asking about Giraffes, are they cute or no
Cinder: *sigh* they're cute
Me: Knew it
Cinder: where were you?
Me: back in here, eating these apples....good as fuck
Cinder: why did you leave?
Me: those fucking trees man, they really get to you
Cinder: is that so?
Me: I know agriculture, they pissed because I burned a lot of their cousins
Cinder: did you smoke?
Me: no but I helped Bob Marley
Cinder: who the hell is that?
Me: I think some guy from Jamaica
Cinder: the fucks Jamaica
Me: shit...forgot we aren't in Universe 7
Cinder: are you really referencing DBS
Me: and you get that one!
Cinder: go to bed Y/N
Me: can do
I passed out right on the floor.
Cinder POV
Me: where the fuck did he get the giraffe hat
Next Morning, Y/N POV
I woke up and felt my head
Me: my hat....DAMN YOU, WHY IS EVERYTHING I LOVE TAKEN
Cinder: good you're up
Me: where's my giraffe hat
Cinder: I took it off
Me: but....my giraffe hat
Cinder: why are you into giraffes
Me: RWBY Abridged
Cinder: the fucks Rwby Abridged?!
Me: it's a good Abridged, definitely better than that one YouTuber....Ryan Jersey, yeah, definitely better than his Abridge
Cinder: who made the first Rwby Abridged Y/N
Me: Zehoverseer
Cinder: and what did this Ryan asshole make?
Me: Dinosaur King Abridged....he's making an episode 2 so you know where his life is now
Cinder: can we move on
Me: fine...what's going on?
Cinder: we going to Haven
Me:.....I'll drive
Mercury: NO
Emerald: please Cinder, be reasonable when you think about this
Cinder: how quickly can you get us there
Me: how far is it
Cinder: about 100 Kilometers
Me: 10 seconds...both ways
Cinder: how many can you hold
Me: Hmmmmm........everyone
Cinder: we just need Raven, Vernal, you, me and these two
Me: then we will fit....get in
Cinder: where's the car
Me: hold that thought
I went inside the base out of their sights. I got inside my car and floored it, within a second I was out and in front of them.
Cinder: ah yes...the pos
Me: get in my hoopty
TimeSkip
We were flying through the air and landed in the middle of the camp.
Me: Raven! Get you and your assistant's teenage angst in the vehicle, if you don't comply I will come in there and kettle fuck you both
Emerald: Kettle Fuck?
Me: I'm coming in....I got the corn
They came out of the tent and went into my hoopty.
Vernal: just drive
I floored it, going through the wall, I then slammed into a rock and we were flying through the sky until we landed right at Haven
Me: I better get 5 stars on Uber for this
Cinder: you never fail to amaze me Y/N
Me: I'll take that as a compliment....I'll find somewhere to park
I put it in reverse and smashed it into one of the houses
Me: perfect
Cinder POV
Raven: we must speak with Lionheart
Me: it's good to know that Salem twisted his arm, let's hope he remains loyal
We opened the door and he was sitting at his desk
Lionheart: oh hello, I wasn't expecting you so soo-
Y/N dived through the window with a rifle in his hand
Y/N: FBI!! Where are the lollis!?
Me: What the Fuck Y/N