Explaning to Salem

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Y/N POV
I was walking down the hallway to get my punishment from Salem.
Salem: Y/N, take a seat
Me: alright, though my ass is a little sore
Salem: I'm afraid to know why
Me: I let Cinder try the strap on.....it's a no from me
Salem: anyway
Me: like seriously, how do you lesbians deal with that shit
Salem: Y/N!
Me: you get a fat black dildo but your box, how are you not in pain, holding onto the bed frame like I was
Salem: WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO!?
Me: the lesbians that could be reading this
Salem: READING WHAT!?
Me: THIS BOOK
Salem: WHAT BOOK?!
Me: THE ONE WE ARE IN
Salem: WE ARE NOT IN A BOOK
Me: YOU'RE RIGHT THIS IS A MALE READER
Salem: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
Cinder POV
I was getting my dress back on, I could hear Y/N and Salem going at it, she must be angry if I can hear her from here.
Y/N POV
Me: it was the food!
Salem: WHAT!?
Me: there was a comment that said to blame the food....then again there was another one saying don't blame the food, then some guy said "do you know de wae" which is a DEAD ASS MEME and anyone who says it should have their balls shoved down their throat
Salem was about to say something, but then closed her mouth. She had no idea how to respond to that and just sat there, I think I might be safe
Salem: I'm sorry....what did you say?
Me: aw come on
Salem: all I got out of that was "dead ass meme" and food
Me: well Tyrian and I stopped for some Mexican, and our legs went numb we were in those toilets so long
Salem: and you are blaming the food
Me: I'm not blaming the food, I'm blaming those damn toilets, they really need to make industrial ones for how much I ate
Salem: then I know both your punishments
Me: and that is?
Salem: no Mexican for the rest of the year
Me: but it's March
Salem: exactly
I went down on my hands and knees
Me: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ruby POV
????: OOOOOOOOOO!
Me: what's that sound?
Ren: sounds like despair
Nora: we should probably keep moving
Weiss POV
?????: OOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Me: WY/N you hear that?
WY/N: sounds like a wounded animal screaming in pain and suffering
Blake POV
Mom: oh you two are so cute together
Me: MOM!!!
?????: OOOOOOOOOO
KY/N: OH YOU WANT TO GO AAAAAAAH AAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAH
My father and I facepalmed
Yang POV
????: OOOOOOOOOO!
Me: I'm pretty sure that's a good reason for me to go Dad
Y/N POV
Me: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Salem: dammit Y/N, you made my ears ring
Arthur came walking in
Me: YOU!
I ran up to him and tackled him
Me: YOU...YOU ARE GETTING SOMETHING SHOVED UP YOUR ASS!!!
Arthur: What?!
Me: YOU'RE COMING WITH ME
Arthur: NO, SALEM, HELP, UNHAND ME PEASANT
Me: your choice, big black dildo or a warhammer
Arthur: SALEM HELP
The door closed as I dragged him down the hallway
Cinder POV
From my room I heard Arthur being dragged and screaming.
Y/N *muffled*: DILDO IT IS
Arthur: NO NO AAAAAAAAH
The scream went from his normal voice to the high pitched squeal. I was almost pissing myself laughing again. There was then knocking at my door, it was Y/N
Y/N: I need to return this to you
It was the....dildo?
Me: it's not mine
Y/N: them who the hell used it on me....please tell me you borrowed it from Mercury
Me: Emerald
Y/N: well she may not want it back because it's gonna touch his teeth
He walked away and the sound of shredding skin was heard as Arthur screamed
Y/N: so.....you want to go get something to eat?
Me: Italian?
Y/N: closest to Mexican I can get, let's go to Olive Garden, atleast I always have the shits after that
Me: let me get ready
Y/N: please do

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