The Fiery Soul

Enlisting at Beacon

Y/N POV
I woke up in the back of the car, I saw a note
Y/N,
Don't even bother coming in, I know you'll fuck everything up
Hope you die later,
Cinder
Aw, she does care.
Cinder POV
Ozpin: so you want to enroll into Beacon
Me: that is correct
Ozpin: is this your team
Me: that's right, it's me, Emerald and Mercury
????: you forgot someone
Oh please God, I turned around and it was Y/N
Me: what are you doing here
Y/N: car sucked, plus it would be boring without me here, I mean, how would this story even continue
Emerald: I should've used handcuffs
Ozpin: and who are you
Y/N: I go by many names, warhammer, Ernesto, Señor Sexy, but you.....you can call me Y/N
At this point I'm sweating, he just fucked us all
Ozpin: welcome to Beacon
Y/N: thank you sir
Me: what?
Y/N: I do have one question
Ozpin: What is it?
Y/N: in your mess hall, you guys sell Tacos or Burritos
Ozpin: yes
Y/N: great.....Cinder, TO MESS HALL
He grabbed me by the back of my shirt and dragged me
Y/N POV
Me: on an adventure we will go, on an adventure we will go
Cinder: what is your problem
Me: I'm like a bootleg Deadpool, he likes Chimichangas and I go for anything Mexican that will make me stuck at the toilet unable to get up as I shit my lungs out
Cinder: you're fucking disgusting
Me: no I'm beautiful
Cinder: I hope you have a heart attack
Me: and I hope you will see you love me
Cinder: why I never
Me: hahahaha
Emerald: Y/N, I have never seen anyone so uncaring as you
Me: probably the first time this author made a lovable reader character
Mercury:.........what
Me: hey look the line is here, time for tacos
Ozpin POV
Glynda: what a strange boy
Me: very strange indeed
Glynda: here are his records, uses Warhammer, talks to trees......what the fuck, and favorite color is Betty White.....I think he might be on drugs
Me: what about the others
Glynda: Cinder likes Red and Orange, Mercury likes a steel Gray, and Emerald likes Green.
Me: there's something strange about him.....
Glynda: would you like me to do multiple background checks
Me: that could be helpful
Y/N POV
I sat down with my tacos, everyone else was gone, just me, Cinder, Emerald and Mercury.
Me: my life is complete
Cinder: I don't think you understand what we are doing here
Me: the boss lady told you to watch me during your assignment
Cinder: you don't  understand you dip
Me: I know what I would dip in you....a big meaty burrito
I then pulled out a burrito
Me: bend over
Cinder: Y/N I swear to God if you do that I will punch you
I started moving closer to her
Cinder: Y/N
I took Another step
Cinder: I'M WARNING YOU
Mercury: Y/N, you're going to embarrass us
Me: listen Colossus, I'm going to stick this burrito in her mouth and scream DOWN BOY
Mercury: who the fuck is Colossus
Me: it seems you never read KillOcean
Emerald: who the fuck is that
Me: listen....while I'm hear I'm going to make the best of a bad situation, and sticking a burrito in her mouth will do it
She then slapped me
Me: I'll remember this day if you ask me for a taco
Cinder: I don't want your food you rapist
Me: aw....I'll have you know I have never raped anyone, I asked them politely like this "YO BITCH GIVE ME SOME HEAD.......Of Lettuce"
Cinder looked at me like I was nuts
Cinder: you were dropped as a kid weren't you
Me: everyday I was dropped, until I learned I could walk......then I tripped everyday until the age of 16
Cinder: aren't you 19
Me: yep
Cinder: you are nuts
Me: How about a song
Cinder: NO
Me: I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
Cinder: please no
Me: IN A PLACE WHERE I KNOW I'M FREE
Cinder: what the hell is America
Me: it's the greatest country ever......Wait, which earth is this, is this the one with no country and just provinces
Cinder: what are you on
Me: a table
Cinder: no what drug
Me: Oooooh......Cocaine
Cinder: WHY ARE YOU ON COCAINE
Me: BECAUSE IT FEELS LIKE PIXIS UP MY NOSE ARE GIVING A HANDJOB TO MY SOUL
Cinder: you are sick
Me: no I'm horny.....big difference
Cinder: lets just go upstairs
Me: just let me grab another taco
Cinder: hurry up
TimeSkip to our floor
We were walking until some girl in a red hood bumped into Cinder
Red: sorry, I was running to the Library
Cinder: it's all good
Me: want a taco
Red: yes please
Me: see Cinder, a lot of people like tacos
Cinder: I NEVER SAID PEOPLE DIDNT LIKE TACOS
Me: why did you turn mine away
Cinder: because you were gonna jam it in my mouth
Girl in the other room: Kinky
Me: she gets it
Emerald: I am so sorry
Me: here's your taco, and have a Merry Christmas
Cinder: oh shut up
Red: thank you stranger