The Fiery Soul

Small Issues

Y/N POV
Me: Lionheart you are under arrest for looking at lollis!
Cinder: Y/N....wait outside please
Me: this man works with Children all day, he must be punished for his crimes
Cinder: Y/N, outside now
I stopped aiming the gun at him and I picked up my scroll.
Me: alright you don't have to fire it....oh fuck....DUCK
Everyone dived to the ground and before I could a cannonball came through the wall. Stopped it real quick
Me: alright....gotta prepare for the pain....*inhales*....ok now
Time continued and I was smashed through the wall.
Cinder: well....he's outside
Me: heard that
I got up out of the bush with the cannon ball in my chest
Me: that's not good....liquor....that helps
I went into the tavern, everyone was looking at me.
Me: bartender I need the strongest drink you have, and your second strongest as well, I'll also need a screw driver.
He passed me the shots and the screwdriver.
Me: this tiny little thing....you know what....fine, I can do this
I jammed the screwdriver between my skin and the ball and I tried to start to take it off. I grabbed one of the shots and downed it.
Me: OH SHIT, you bar waitress lady....yes you in the tight outfit, wait....Daniel?
Danny: Y/N, the hell you doing here
Me: I don't even know, how's the wife
Danny: she's doing fine, how's your mother
Me: oh you know....still dead...I thought I told you I killed her.
Danny: well enjoy yourself, I need to get my first erection in five years
Me: you may also want to squeeze off one in the back if you know what I'm trying to say, now back to you...what's your name
????: Chasity
Me: lovely name, now, I don't care what you have to do, just get this ball out of my chest.....make it sexy and I'll pay double.
Cinder POV
Me: it's that simple, you get protection from us....and you help us....kapeesh
In the distance I heard the sound of screaming, it had to be Y/N.
Y/N POV
Me: thank you Chasity....you work absolute wonders
Chasity: no worries...you want to lose virginity?
Me: I've already lost it, thank you though
Chasity: if it doesn't work out, let me know and I can make it all better
Me: I think I got this
The ball was on the floor and my chest and bones were starting to heal back up.
Me: God fuck that stings....my second shot
I downed that and sat at the table
Me: load me up kind sir
Cinder POV
Lionheart: fine....I'll help
Me: that's what we all like to hear, we'll be around, make sure you keep your end of the bargain....Emerald can you get Y/N
Emerald: yes Cinder
She jumped out of the hole the cannon ball made.
Emerald POV
From outside the bar I heard the sound of fighting, I kicked open the door and saw Y/N bent on a table
Y/N: ITS FUCKING CHUCKY!
He was fighting an incredibly short person with a knife. He threw him in the liquor, causing it to fall on him. The tiny man broke through the liquor and charged Y/N with an even larger knife.
Y/N POV
Chucky: YOU KILLED MY WIFE
Me: Screw off
I kicked him like a football into the bathroom
Emerald: Y/N, what's going on
Me: oh you know....fighting Chucky
Bartender: the guy's name is Bert, he recognized this guy and now wants revenge for his dead wife
Emerald: how do you know this?
Bartender: I work here, that's how I know
Chucky came running out of the bathroom, jumped up and stabbed me in the shoulder. I looked at the knife and then back to him, we both screamed at eachother