Authors note
H20 delirious: what's up everybody today is gonna add a special chapter from a video called Brandon Rogers a guy who does have offensive vids but are funny as hell but anyway hope you enjoy btw there will be a lot of Timeskip so don't judge also this may be offensive so please don't read if you hate it but this is just a bonus ok I don't mean it on this story it's just a joke Ok and thank you if you understand but still if you get offended please do not read it at all if it's offensive to you Ok it's just a joke from the video Brandi Rogers ok so if you understand thank you and again enjoy the story bonus
3rd pov
Someone was walking today and went inside to mashy mart but then heard someone hello
Shad: welcome to mashy mart my name is shad what can I help you find today sir
Timeskip
Shad: welcome to mashy mart thank you for bringing your fucking kids and thank for whoever took a shit in aisle 6
Timeskip
Someone throws hotdogs at shad
Shad: sir please don't throw hotdogs at me
Gets hit by hotdogs
Shad: I got my bachelors for this
Someone looks at him across and he slowly goes down
Time skip
Shad: ok that be $3.76
Customer give him coins
Shad: trying to give me a fucking seizure here
Time skip
Shad: crap we got Koreans *goes to the mic* lock up the cabbage
Timeskip
Shad:you know you shouldn't eat those hotdogs there 3 months past the date they'll make you see through time
Time skip
Shad:pretty much any of the food we carry will give you a grand ball seizure
Timeskip
Shad:yea we sell organic chips there on the homosexual hipster aisle next to the window recycle toilet paper you glittered dick
Timeskip
Shad:I'm going to hang myself *Notice a turd* oh look at that another turd some people are so fucking disgusting
Timeskip
Someone aims a gun at him
Shad:Jesus Christ, just take anything you want please don't kill me
The person takes his clothes
Shad: jokes on you dick head those clothes double as my cum rag
Timeskip
Shad: *sarcastic laugh* that's a real funny joke I had another customer tell me that same joke this morning but first he said hi I'm retarded
Time skip
Shad: I'm still concerned that there's no toilet paper
Timeskip
Shad: you wanna talk to my manager ?
Shad goes to the mic
Shad: Dave some bitch wants to talk to you
Timeskip
Shad:swear to god I'm gonna set myself on fire
Shad 1: thank you for who ever took a shit on aisle 6 and yea we sello organic chips there on the homosexual hipster aisle next to the window recycle toilet paper you Glittered dick also trying to give me a ducking seizure *starts to notice the original shad* you know you really shouldn't eat those hotdogs there 3 months past the date *goes demonic*they'll make you see through time
Shad then notice he is eating a hotdog then pass out and later Nina and Fenix come visit him only to see he is having a problem and later take him to the hospital
Authors note
H20 delirious: that all everybody I hope you enjoy it but also thank you for not taking it seriously because I didn't mean but someone private request to write this and I did so I hope you didn't take any offense at all and peace out everybody's good bahhhhhhh
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