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Sunday Nights

Peter: Oh ... You asked so I just thought...

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You: Hey, so since you two are running late, think you could make a quick stop at the shop for more popcorn?

Sam: You let Y/N finish the popcorn, Clint?

Clint: We're all hungry, what do you want me to do? Let them start rioting and raiding the neighbor's kitchen, or worse, actually cooking?

You: It was a joint effort. Wanda and I took great pleasure in eating the popcorn. c:<

Bucky: maybe we could make a quick stop for more...

Sam: No. We. Can't.

Sam: The spoiler machine won't let us.

Clint: Harriot is dead. Work those legs, boys, and BOOK IT.

Sam: HOW HARRIOT OP THO

Peter: I'm not supposed to answer, right?

Sam: RIGHT

Bucky: i never liked harriot anyway...

Clint: Your fave is dead too.

Bucky: oh SHIt shut up clint

You: Wanda and I want more popcorn.

Bucky: we can't afford to make a stop.

Peter: There's a shop really close to Y/N's place. It's on the way, actually.

Sam: Barnes, run in, grab the popcorn, slam the money on the counter. Don't stop running. I'll go on ahead.

Bucky: on it

You: Pietro's asking for skittles.

Bucky: TELL PIETRO TO EAT CARDBOARD I ALREADY BOUGHT THE POPCORN AND RAN OUT THE COUNTER EVEN CRACKED

You: Steve also wants skittles.

Bucky: oooooooh

Bucky: oooooooooooh he is testing me

Bucky: oooooooooooooooooooh

Clint: lmao what, oooooh's of anger?

Bucky: fine i got his nonsense skittles i look like a madman running in and out only to run back in

You: ... Natasha wants pretzels.

Bucky: ..................fine.

You: Thanks snack boy <3

Bucky: anything for you

Clint: Harriot's secret twin brother is the murderer.

Sam: SHUT UP MAN

Clint: It's leg day, all day, if we don't get our damn food.

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Bucky: baby no come back to me

Clint: It's fine, Pietro threw a pillow.

Bucky: peter smACK him with another one

Peter: No, why :o

Bucky: he declared war.

Peter: Y/N's doing a pretty good job at beating him up with a cushion, it's okay.

Clint: he screams for help but we offer nothing

Sam: You're cold hearted man.

Clint: Harriot's twin brother was just killed by Harriot who wasn't actually dead.

Sam: HOLY SHIT DUDE WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM

Clint: I'm hungry, that's my problem.

Sam: I see Y/N's place, you can STOP

Sam: in the elevator now

Sam: outside LET ME IN YOU BASTARD

Clint: Lemme just increase the volume so you can hear the dog gaining the ability to speak and confess all the secrets.

Sam: I'LL BREAK THIS DOOR DOWN

Peter: I'll let you in.

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Bucky: hey, i'm still a block away

Clint: Shame. Walk faster.

Bucky: do you not care about my life in this dimly lit neighborhood

Clint: Outside is so lit, Tony's freshly gelled hair could blind someone with all the light bouncing off it.

Bucky: do you not care at all

Clint: No, Sam had the food with him, you just have the snacks.

Bucky: WRONG

Bucky: I HAVE YOUR WRAP WITH ME

Clint: NO

Bucky: watch everyone eat their meals until i arrive

Bucky: let's see how you like that

Bucky: this is for spoiling sam's favorite movie

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Loki: What's wrong with your face?

Loki: It's uglier than usual.

Clint: I'm going to let that last message slide for now...

Clint: Bucky has my wrap and he's still not here. I'm going to die...

Loki: Vision informs me that a block is roughly a minutes walk.

Clint: Yeah, and then Bucky has to get into the elevator.... wait... walk to the door... then I need to warm my wrap... wait... get comfy on the couch before I can eat... it's torture, man.

Loki: Uh, okay.

Clint: You remember what it was like in school?

Clint: Or the learning hall for you Asgardians.

Clint: Where it's like, a minute until class ends, but that minute feels like an hour as you count down the seconds?

Loki: I was a stellar student. My brother, however, suffered through every moment of it. But I suppose I understand.

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Bucky: okay so i was walking really slowly, taking my sweet time, but then... i dropped...

Clint: No... don't you dare say it...

Clint: answer me

Clint: BUCKY

Bucky: hehe kidding, i'm outside open up

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