Sam: Easy.
Bucky: i don't know, man, the sun's setting. pretty spooky.
Clint: What kind of 100 year old ex-assassin turned Avenger are you?
Sam: It's okay, Buckybear, I'll protect you from your fellow ugly ghouls.
Bucky: wow thanks man
Bucky: wait a minute
Clint: Look, do you guys need some muscle? Someone to guide you over?
Clint: Cause Wade texted me that he's rummaging in a dumpster near your location, and I think Jess is around there somewhere working on a new case.
Sam: We're good, thanks.
Bucky: jess too scary, wade too... wade :c
Natasha has joined the chat.
Natasha: WHERE IS MY PAELLA? WHERE IS IT?
Sam: Relax, we got it and we're on our way.
Natasha: YOU BETTER RUN YOUR ASSES OVER HERE.
Natasha has left the chat.
Bucky: nat more scary :c
Peter has joined the chat.
Peter: Hey, guys.
Peter: Is it okay if we start the movie with out you two?
Sam: No.
Sam: Who invited this toddler?
Peter: y/n invited me :o
Sam: You need a juice bottle or somethin' to keep you occupied? Some building blocks?
Sam: You can wait a bit longer.
Bucky: you can start c:
Sam: No?? he can't????
Peter: awww thanks bucky c:
Clint: We're starting this movie without you two. Suck it up.
Peter: I've been waiting to see this for so long.
Sam: SO HAVE I.
Sam: LATE AND ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU GUYS START DENOUNCING OUR FRIENDSHIP.
Peter: We won't spoil it.
Clint: I'm gonna spoil the shit outta this movie until you arrive.
Clint: Spoiler, the dog DIES.
Bucky: nooooooooooooooo
Sam: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Clint: CHOP. CHOP.
Bucky: we're hurrying as fast as we can.
Bucky: hey, sam come back
Bucky: DUDE
Bucky: SLOW DOWN
Sam: RUN, I WILL NOT LET THIS MAN SPOIL THIS MOVIE FOR ME
Clint: The dog has been resurrected with superpowers.
Sam: What?? How??? I need answers
Peter: Harriot turned out to be a wizard from another dimension. The same dimension that the gang has been investigating.
Sam: No you're not supposed to actually tell me
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FanfictionChatroom Oneshots featuring the Avengers and the reader with special guest appearances from Deadpool, the X-Men, Guardians of the Galaxy, as well as crossovers from the Justice League. Completed! Book two is now up, VALHALLA (marvel social media).
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