Chocolate ♦ jihan

~29~

8:59 pm

12 Gays ft. 1 Horse

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Vernon: Who the fuck changed the chatroom's name?

Seungkwan: *gasps*

Jeonghan: Child! Language.

Soonyoung: A precise name.

Soonyoung: Seokmin's the only straight one.

Seokmin: YES

Seokmin: NO

Seokmin: Why am I the horse!?

Wonwoo: Because you are one?

Seokmin: Meanie *cries*

Chan: I'm not gay.

Chan: Fuck no.

Jeonghan: Lee Chan!

Wonwoo: Chan, we all know that Seokmin is the only straight one in this group.

Mingyu: So who changed the name? I am absolutely offended so whoever you are, surrender now or I'll kill you.

Jihoon: You have a problem with the name of my choice?

Mingyu: Nope. Not at all.

Wonwoo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Seungkwan: Hyung iz dat yOU?

Wonwoo: Whut?

Mingyu: You rarely laugh in this groupchat.

Wonwoo: So whut?

Wonwoo: I think it's funny.

Mingyu: You think it's funny that your boyfriend, the handsome Kim Mingyu, nearly got killed by a smol man?!

Jihoon: WHAT WAS THAT MINGYU??

Mingyu: I said, 'Goodbye'.

Kim Mingyu was removed from the group chat by Lee Jihoon

Jun: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Seungkwan: Y'all got money?

Vernon: I know I'm only seventeen, I only got a few dollars.

Chan: I think so.

Seokmin: I saved a few.

Minghao: Are we going to prepare for his funeral?

Seungkwan: How did you get it right?

Chan: Hyungs, I can hear the clashing sounds from here.

Chan: Should I check them up?

Wonwoo: It's fine. Soonyoung and I are already watching them.

Wonwoo: Mingyu has a pot on his head as usual.

Wonwoo: Oh and look at that, his spoon is no match with Jihoon's guitar.

Vernon: *snorts*

Jun: LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Seokmin: Sorry to interrupt but, Kwon Soonyoung!

Soonyoung: Yes love?

Seokmin: Don't 'love' me!

Seokmin: Did you go inside my room AGAIN?

Soonyoung: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Seokmin: Where is my underwear?!

Soonyoung: The spongebob one?

Seokmin: STFU.

Seokmin: Where is it?!

Soonyoung: ...

Soonyoung: Heh >.<

Seokmin: I know what you mean by that face and I don't like it.

Seokmin: 😑

Jun: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Seokmin: What the hell.

Seungkwan: Are you on drugz?

Seungkwan: I h8 drugz.

Jun: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Soonyoung: My Jihoon's mad.

Seungcheol: Your Jihoon?

Soonyoung: Close to being mine. Anyway, he's burning flames right now.

Minghao: Why?

Wonwoo: Mingyu decided to use scissors as defense and accidentally cut a string of Jihoon's guitar.

Seungcheol: Is it level 'Mingyu in danger' or level 'We don't even wanna know'?

Soonyoung: Both.

Vernon: Well shit.

Jeonghan: Vernon!

Chan: Hyung, you're starting to sound like Jisoo-hyung.

Jeonghan: Oh.

Jeonghan: Am I?

Jun: NENENENENENENENENENENENENENENENENENENENENENENENENENENENENENENENENENENENENE

Minghao: What a druglord.

Jun: 😢😢😢

Seungcheol: Speaking of Jisoo, how's he doing?

Jeonghan: Asleep.

Jeonghan: I got to take care of him.

Jeonghan: Bye.

Yoon Jeonghan has logged off

Seungcheol: Good thing he finally had the guts to do something.

Wonwoo: Mee too.

Wonwoo: Even though I'm still doubting him.

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I feel like this story is getting more cliche to the point that readers will lose interest in it😕😕