Be More Chill: Emo Bands AU

(12) The Smartphone Hour(Andy Set A Fire)

At the living room, Andy keeps asking from a person to another. "You got any Mountain Dew Red?"

Pete goes to Patrick, who is alone. He sits next to him. "Hey."

"Yo. So where is Joe?"

"I don't know... At least my night is pretty awesome."

"Sorry."

"Don't be. I don't hang with him anymore."

A very loud noise came out of nowhere. "It looks like normal Mountain Dew? But red?" Andy is still asking people.

"Why?? Sorry, you don't have to..." Still talking to Patrick.

"I'm not even that type of person & he's kind of a jerk, so..."

"SERIOUSLY! WHERE THE FUCK CAN I GET SOME MOUNTAIN DEW RED?" Andy shouted. Pete & Patrick burst out laughing.

"Popular people are messed up."

"Word."

"I mean, you're one of them."

"What? No I'm not."

"Hello, guy who's been pucking his way through the cast of Midsummer."

"I'm not- Pucking?"

"You like that? Just made it up. Ha! What?" He looks at Pete's speechless face.

"It's just... I don't know what I'm supposed to say right now."

"Say whatever's on your mind."

Pete thinks hard & opens his mouth, he randomly makes a weird noise. Patrick stares at him. Pete cringes at himself. Patrick makes a different weird noise. Pete makes a weird noise again. Patrick does it again. The "used to be passed out" person next to them freaks them out by making a weird noise too. They both laughed.

"So uh, Patrick... Will you go out with me?"

"Pete, I- i can't..."

"I thought we were friends-"

"We are. But... I don't think I should go out with anyone until I know who I'm. I know that's not what you wanted to... I'm sorry." Patrick leaves the couch.

"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... CRASH! Got any Mountain Dew Red?" Andy tries to imitate an explosion.

"Okay, this whole 'no drinking while squipping' thing? Would it have killed you to give me a warning...? Andy?" He sees Andy twitching & leaves like weirdly like a robot. "Okay, that's weird."

Hello Pete.

"About time!"

My absence was not ideal. But it was necessary. One moment while I review the data from this evening. Oh my.

"It's bad, right?"

We need to get you home.

"But-"

Now.

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DoUKnowDeGerdWae: JOSH DUDEEEE ANSWER ME I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING

DoUKnowDeGerdWae: IT'S TOO FUCCED TO TYPE THIS SHIT JUST ANSWER MY CALLS

DoUKnowDeGerdWae is calling...

"Hey."

"Did you saw Andy at last night's party?"

"Yep."

"He was acting so fucking crazy."

"For a small guy, does he really need to get high?"

"He wasn't drunk."

"What the hell you say?"

"HE WASN'T DRUNK DUN. That's what I hear from Frank. Do you want me to tell you?"

"Spit it out, spit it out!"

"Do you really want me to tell you?"

"Just tell me before I get angry!"

"I'll tell you cuz you are one of my closest friends."

"No we're not."

"Yeah, I know. Anyways, Andy set the house on fire at the end of the party. eveRYONE LITERALLY SCREAMED LEAVING LIKE SONIC."

I'mNutYeetDun Ended The Call

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I'mNutYeetDun: TYLER IMMA TELL U SOMETHIN

I'mNutYeetDun is calling...

WowI🖤Hiatus Ignored...

I'mNutYeetDun: ALSO  IM SRRY I PRANKED U IN THE PARTY AGAIN BUT WITH PETE THIS TIME. IM GONNA STOP THAT OKAYYYYYYYY

I'mNutYeetDun is calling...

"Hi."

"We cool?"

"We are."

"Ok, so, did you saw Andy last night?"

"I was crying."

"He is a cray-cray."

"He shouldn't be so-"

"Dude he wasn't drunk. He burned down Joe's house after the party."

"Bitch."

WowI🖤Hiatus Ended The Call

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These 3 & some others keep texting & tweeting that the news spread like wildfire. Every single junior at school knows. Some people who is not a junior & not a part of their school also knew. Many people then put Andy as their profile picture just to say:

Just how much I care about your tragedy!

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A/N

Wildfire. Lol. See what it did thereeeeee.