Charmed: Demi-Gods (Season 1) Boyxboy *Editing*

Faking It (Part 1)

Zeus, Hades, and Poseidon touched down on on the house floor.

"Sons?" Zeus called. The three ran into the room.

"Pete?" Poseidon saw Pete's stomach.

"Hey Dad!" Pete ran and hugged his dad.

"Wow, you boys have changed things up down here." Hades smiled at Heath. "Actually, saved the whole world from Neal and the Netoids."

"Thanks, Dad." Heath smiled.

"Just one problem." Zeus stated coldly.

"What?" Zak asked worried.

"The vampire." Zeus was getting upset.

"Thomas...." Heath said as Zak said "Bruce...."

"Both of you are mated?" Hades looked confused.

"Oh no, that's him." Heath said.

"Problem?" Zak dared.

"Actually, there is, its against rules and regulations for a God or demi-god to be with a vampire." Zeus said looking at Heath and Zak.

"What bullcrap is this!" Zak growled.

"You are a Demi right?!" Zeus said.

"Nope." The three all chimed in. "We are Charmed, remember you took our statuses as Demi Gods."

"You know what I mean!" Zeus yelled.

"Actually Zeus, we don't!" Heath finally spoke back.

"Oh, you boys think you are so wise?" Zeus said. "Are you pregnant too?"

"FOR A VAMPIRE!?" Hades and Poseidon gasped.

"No, we haven't even had sex ye..... oooohhhh myyyyy God!" Zak realized something.

"What?!" Pete questioned.

"I let J.T top me!" Zak sat down.

"Without a condom!" Heath yelled in disappointment. "And I told you not to do that."

"It was late and we were both in the mood." Zak said.

"J.T?" ZEUS asked.

"Justin Timberlake." Heath replied glaring at Zak.

"OH GOD!" Zeus, Hades, and Poseidon all slapped their hands on their foreheads.

"The one time I don't top." Zak grumbled.

"What are you going to tell Bruce?" Pete questioned.

"I can't marry him with this going on!" Zak pointed to his stomach.

"Well, figure it out." Zeus roared.

"Or what?!" Zak yelled back.

"When a God marries a vampire, on of them HAS to die." Poseidon stated calmly. They looked over to a worried Zeus.

Zak sighed, "Fine. He never wants the best for me anyways." Zak marched upstairs.

"That's not true. I only want him safe." Zeus pleaded to Heath and Pete.

"We know, Uncle Zeus." Pete smiled.

"We love all of you." Poseidon said as the three teleported away.

"So, what is Zak going to do?" Heath asked.

"I dunno. But better yet where is Emili?" Pete thought.

in the attic

Zak opened the Book of Shadows and found and unmating spell.

"Power of the atmosphere