Lay It Down On Me [ A Cringey Fanfic ]

Chapter One: Rotted Bones

Red's P.O.V

" Damn, Boss really did beat me to the bone..." My skull feels like it was boned.. I chuckled "haha.." "WHAT'S SO FUNNY SANS?" I looked up at boss, mostly with fear. "B-boss?... uh noting just um." He glared at me, to only do a creepy smirk. " " WELL THEN, TELL ME SOME THING FUNNY" Not only was I shocked but I also was nervous. " Uhh, boss? You feeling okay?" A smile came on my face, boss wanted me to tell a pun?! "Sans... Tell me something funny.. I dare you" His smirk grew, which made me start to shake. " OH!! BOSS!! Look at the time, uhh.. I need to get to my post" I ran away to my post, shaking like I was going to die. Then I felt something wet on my head... Water? " The hell? " I said while feeling my skull. "what the?" WAKE UP YOU PIECE OF TRASH!!" " Boss.. Boss..BOSS!!" I yelled as i got up from the floor. "GET MOVING TO YA LITTLE SHIT!!" Should I take my time, or live with my wetness for the cold?? "Decision, decision?" I put my hand on my chin. " So get my ass big booted by boss, or turn to a bonecicle?" "SANS GET DOWN HERE YOU LAZY FUCK!!" " ugh.. and i though he could't get any louder" I walked out of my room,and when down the steps. "Sorry boss, I was ju-". "AGH!!!" Boss... He threw a spear right in my rib.. "B-b-boss?.." "THINK AGAIN WHEN WASTING MY TIME!!" Seems like boss isn't the only one who's tired. " I guess am going to be hanging around" I looked at boss for one more time. " PIECE OF SHIT!!" That was the last thing boss said before slamming the door. "Yeah.. I am a piece of shit" A tear came down my eye socket, I chuckled. "Sorry paps.. Am just tired." A smile came upon my face, and I left.

(332 Words) YAY!!! I DID IT!!, i think O_O.. this is my first time ever doing some thing like this so... don't be so harsh on meh... yall like the puns i put in there?? They were really PUNNY!! AM I RIGHT?? no? okay... I just wanted to tell a skeleton pun, but I don't have the guts for it. You know.. skeletons are so clam, well i guess noting gets under there skin! Yeahh :}. okay am done.. this isn't really hitting my funny bone XD OKAY AM DONE.. AM DONE!!