And I'm back, well more accurately my brothers back, but who gives a daym?
Okay so for todays plan, you use an knife made of apple to dig under victims house and plant apple seeds under house and cut a couple of holew throught the floor. Then you bargain with apple murdering fairy and get her to use her apple murdering magic to make the apple trees grow and impale, stab, crush and destroy, your victim/s.
Have fun with this one.
G and S out.
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101 ways to kill people with an Apple
HumorRead the title^^ Please don't think that I'm an actual psychopath murderer I just made this for fun! Top rankings: #1 in tasty #1 in apple