101 ways to kill people with an Apple

IV

Okay so last one for today. Hehehe I feel productive!

Inner self: but you only wrote like 200 words? And all your chapters were all short.

Me:Shhhhhhhhhhh!! Shut up! N-n-nnnn-noooo I b-bbbbut. Curse you and your logic!

Innerself: but I am you so you are cursing yourself.

Me: Uuuuuuuugh! This is what I have been stuck with. Onto murder method number 4.

Slice apple into sharp pieces, freeze for 1000 years then throw really really realllllllllllllly realllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyy hard into neck then use remaining parts to perform a dissection on body for science class(Ewww but cool)

I just. I have no explanation fpr where that came from so bear with me.
G out.