101 ways to kill people with an Apple

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Now for murder technique number 5!yayyy! Well if I can come up wiz it anyhow.
Ookay, ummm, think, think think, and I'm totally not stalling.

*sighs* who am I kidding? I'm stalling.

*magical fairy of Apple murdering ideas uses magic to give idea* thank you apple murdering fairy now for the murder way to do thingy murder ma bobby. I'm good at England.

Okay so, make sure apple is really red and that victim is either blind or too busy eating to be able to move. Then release raging bullfighting bull and let it destroy victim.

*shivers* Ooh geese that brings back memories, of having little kids make me a bull while on my back and making me charge into others who were being bulls with kids on there backs. The little minibull fights as we called them and this, ummm, this 0one time into a guys, umm, rear end, that was ummmm..... Awkward...... To say the least.... Okay I'm gonna stop embarrassing myself and leave you.
G out.