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101 ways to kill people with an Apple

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Read the title^^ Please don't think that I'm an actual psychopath murderer I just made this for fun! Top rankings: #1 in tasty #1 in apple

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And now for another method of executing a person with Apples!

                          
Okay you all know the drill.

                          
This one involves an apple tree. You get your victim/s to pick apples and then you throw your apple extremely hard into the tree. Then from the force of the impact the tree will fall very quickly onto your victim and babam! They dead!

                          
The only downside is cleaning up both the tree and the mess afterwards *sighs* oh well, we must soldier onwards.

                          
G out.
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