Juice 10000's of Apples and fill a pool with juice then blind fold victim and attach a sack of Apples to Victim's foot and drown in delicious juices.
Random thought ahead, just a heads up
Wouldn't that be a delicious way too die though, just surrounded by the sweet juice and the slimy ichy goodness of Apples and just there holy awesomeness.
Conciseness: But isn't that hypocritical cause they're killing people?
Me:Shhhhhhhhhhh!! No its not! Don't ruin my dream world *with stars in my eyes anime style*
G OUT.
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101 ways to kill people with an Apple
HumorRead the title^^ Please don't think that I'm an actual psychopath murderer I just made this for fun! Top rankings: #1 in tasty #1 in apple
