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You: Jungkook

You: I hate saying this because I'm the innocent one

You: but I'm horny

You: turned on

You: MY NONEXISTENT DICK IS HARD OKAY

Kookie: what

Kookie: wait WHAT

Kookie: you have a dick?

You: no I have a vagina

You: ITS WET DUMBASS BITCH I SWEAR LET ME STAB YOU BUNNY BOI

Kookie: no :(

Kookie: watch porn and masturbate

You: wow okay no more nudes

Kookie: WAIT NO

Kookie: IM SORRY

You: we should skype sex

Kookie: but the hyungs

You: go to a room alone

Kookie: we have to do a interview

You: fine

You: tell Yoongi to stop moaning and then I'll stop being horny

Kookie: okie!

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