#55 Jokes

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  That awkward moment when your entire Math class is discussing whether the result is 15 or 16 and your answer is -1053.

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  The person who thought it's a good idea to put the light switch outside of the bathroom clearly didn't have any siblings.

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  Police officer: "Sir, I don't understand. You lost the credit card a year ago, why are you reporting it now?"
Guy: "The thief wasn't spending nearly as much as my wife used to..."
Police officer: "But why report it now?"
Guy: "I think the thief's wife got hold of it now."

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