Where do cows like to go in their spare time?
To the Muuuuuuseum.
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Daddy somebody's at the door. He's collecting for the district's new indoor swimming pool.
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Ok, give him a bucket of water then.
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A terrorist enters a McDonalds.
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The cashier asks: "Hello sir, what would you like to eat?"
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The terrorist: "Nothing, I'm so full I'm about to explode."
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