#27 Jokes

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  Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.

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   A girl asks a boy: "Peter, how much do you love me?"

The boy looks her in the eyes, "Look up at the stars, that's how much I love you."

The girl is confused, "But it's morning, there are no stars?"

Boy nods, "Exactly!"

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Are you two twins?

No, why do you ask?

Because mommy dressed you both in the same clothes.

OK that's enough, your driver's license please.

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