Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.
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A girl asks a boy: "Peter, how much do you love me?"
The boy looks her in the eyes, "Look up at the stars, that's how much I love you."
The girl is confused, "But it's morning, there are no stars?"
Boy nods, "Exactly!"________________________________________________________________________________
Are you two twins?
No, why do you ask?
Because mommy dressed you both in the same clothes.
OK that's enough, your driver's license please.
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Positive Vibes (Completed)
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